Nutshell overview edit

 This user is male, but doesn't mind if you aren't.
50YThis Wikipedian was born on 16 December 1973 and is 50 years, 4 months, and 10 days old.
  This user is nearsighted.
 This user sleeps, but not for predictable amounts of time.
2024-04-26This user uses ISO-8601 to express dates.
  This user says let's just change our clocks by 1/2 hour and forget daylight saving time for good.
sibs-0This user is an only child on their mother's side.
CF This user is childfree.
 The time of this user now is:
18:37, 26 April 2024 CEST [refresh]
 This user wishes they had a girlfriend.
NEW
LIFE
This user needs and wishes they had a life.
 This user is proudly made from 100% recycled matter
 This user
has a pulse.
 
 This user suffers from a moderate case of math disability; otherwise known as dyscalculia.
MBTIThis user took different MBTI tests and discovered that they had multiple personalities, so they're a bit confused.
 This user enjoys reading fiction.
 This user enjoys reading post-apocalyptic fiction.
Comic SansThis user refuses to take seriously anything written in the Comic Sans font.
 This user's favorite subject is physics.
 This user is autodidactic.
This user's personal hero is Carl Sagan.

Computer languages edit

ARMcode-3This user is an advanced ARMcode programmer.
BBC BASIC-3This user is an advanced BBC BASIC programmer.
CThis user can program in C.
<html>This user can write HTML.
PHPThis user can code PHP.
vbThis user is a Visual Basic programmer.
{{Wiki}}This user can write in the MediaWiki language.
asm-3This user is an advanced assembly language programmer.

Human languages edit

[ 私は日本語を勉強したいと思います。]

BS-0This person does not understand Bullshit (or understands it with considerable difficulties or does not wish to communicate in Bullshit).

cat-7Mew mew PURRRRRRR!!! mew rrrr meow.

src-nThis user has never spoken sarcastically in their life. Ever.
UKThis user uses British English.

AmE-0 This user dislikes American 'English' (common grammatical and spelling errors mistaken for dialect).

Interests edit

  This user has a website, which can be found here.
 
This user maintains a blog.
 This user enjoys writing.
OWNThis user uses an email account with their own domain name.
 This user once used DOS back in the day.
 This user thinks that Microsoft Windows XP is still a decent operating system, and holds the day when Microsoft will make it Open Source in wishful thinking.
アニメ
sub
This user prefers to watch
their anime subbed.
GITSThis user's cyberbrain was hacked.
This user lives in the village of Hinamizawa.
ΠΛΑΝ
ΗΤΕΣ
This user collects space debris.
EPThis user is a citizen of Romdo.
レインThis user is connected, wherever they are...
 This user is interested in Japan.
 This user is a Japanophile.
(^_^)This user thinks Japanese girls are really cute.
 This user is interested in Shinto.
This user plays Koi-Koi (Hanafuda).
pno-1This user is a novice pianist.
BtVS This user helped Buffy blow up Sunnydale High.
fireflyThey can't take the sky away from this user.
 This user is against the colorization of black and white movies.
RThis user loves horror films, but hates torture films.
  This user is a fan of Japanese horror films.

Other stuff edit

  This user is proud to be a citizen of the European Union
 This user lives in France.
 This user is from the United Kingdom.
11 This user owns 11 working computers.
 This user runs a home server on an ancient PC.
 This user's first computer was a BBC B
  This user operates an installation of MediaWiki.
BBSThis user knows what a BBS is and has accessed them by phone line.
SysopThis user is or was a Sysop for a BBS.
 This user has posted to Usenet newsgroups.
 This user is against DRM.
  This user is skeptical of anthropogenic global warming.
 This user contributes using Notepad++.
 This user employs NoScript to control which websites may run JavaScript.
 This user does not "Like" Facebook.
 This user loves a good cup of tea.
 This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.
 This user loves pasta.
 This user likes Lemons.
 This user drinks milk.
C2H5OH-0This user is a non-drinker.
 
This user doesn't invoke conspiracy as explanation, when ignorance and incompetence will suffice.
 This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.
 This user knows what a darkroom is and has processed photographs inside one.
  This user still has some Beta tapes lying around.
 This user is owned by one or more cats.
rant It is more cathartic to curse the darkness than to light one stupid candle.




Sick of userboxen? Here's a textual free format version! edit

Hi, I'm Rick - here's a link to my geeky website , although you may find
my blog or my own wiki ARMwiki to be the most interesting parts.

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