My name is Hapi. Hapi is also the name of the ancient Egyptian god of the Nile. Mind you, the son of Horus, the one with the head of a baboon, is Hapy. I myself like to think I don't look like a baboon. Personally I think this is wrong in the wikipedia; I think Hapy and Hapi are mixed up.

In fact I know very little about the Nile, or about Hippopotamuses, or about Crocodiles, and in real life I've never been to Egypt, or to the nile. I am more familiar with computers, process control, chemistry and technology in general.