The pseudonym of Mark Greenbaum, amateur actor and Halloween makeup and costume artist, enthusiastic knowledge-seeker, amateur comedian, and occasional "two-cents putter-inner" here on Wikipedia. Born and raised in Los Angeles, CA, USA, 21 year military veteran of the US Air Force and US Army in the fields of flight simulators, self-propelled artillery drive systems, and NBC Warfare Defense. Presently working for AT&T Southeast, formerly known as BellSouth. Kind of a total asshat to people on blogs including thisiswhyyourefat.com. Died in a fire in November 2010.