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"They got owned by the Comic Book Club."
Comic Book Club edit
The Comic Book Club is a newly created club at Harbord. The members within, who most wish to be called Nhanites, meet every Tuesday during the lunch break at their headquarters, The Hall of Justice (room 210). To raise money for their super-human sexual needs, they have been holding fundraisers such as "The Unofficial Super Smash Bros. Melee 4 Stock Doubles Tournament of Justice" (TUSSBM4SDTOJ for short).
The founders and current co-presidents of the Comic Book Club are Daniel "King Kwan" Kwan, Eduardo "Wardo" Brandao, and Victor "the Victor" Nhan. The teacher advisor is Mr. Morgan, the space pirate with flaming balls of fury.
Rivalry with ESP edit
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The feud between the Comic Book Club and the Empowered Student Partnership (ESP) is a tale as old as time. It started when the ESP leaders, Raji whatever-his-last-name-is and Linda Au Yeung, first discovered their psychic powers and made the school glorify their names by appointing them heads of such groups as SAC and CAC, the two largest school organizations. The leaders and ultimate Nhanites, King Kwan and the Victor, have been known to send their minions to watch the ESP because, although they also have powers and use them for good, the Nhanites have cooler powers (which are to make a person's head asplode when thinking dirty thoughts about them (King Kwan) and to hit it... with a stick (the Victor)) and do not trust them. This also didn't fly with King Kwan and the Victor because for the longest time ever, these two heroes have been protecting the school secretly under their aliases, not once asking for anything in return. However, under the newly created Superhuman Registration Act, the two Nhanites were forced to reveal their identities in a shocking meeting that involved lunch and Adam West as Batman.
When the psychic leaders of the school heard of the news, they quickly confronted the two heroes and stated, "This school is only big enough for one pair of crime fighters." The two sides fought valiantly, but it ended when the ultimate Nhanite mentor, Mr. Morgan, swooped down from space and forced his balls of fury on Raji and Linda's faces. He told both quarreling sides to live at peace with one another or to face his fury. At that moment, Morgan unleashed his true powers which was so terribly horrendous that those who looked upon it (Linda and Raji), never touched themselves again. Luckily for King Kwan and the Victor, they knew of their mentor's devastating powers and turned away. The feud still continues, but the two teams have been able to work cooperatively for the safety of the school.