De Latte Kat | |
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| Native name | δέ λαττέ κατ |
| Nickname(s) | KeetKat |
| Born | May 23, 2018 |
| Service | Vandalism Fighters' Army |
| Rank | General |
| Unit | Veteran II Editor |
| Known for | Great Edit War |
| Wars | GEW I, GEW II |
| Awards | VIIE  , DotWR  , MOHotW  |
Sir General Keet Kat De Latte Kat, more commonly known as De Latte Kat or KeetKat, (born May 23, 2018) was a veteran soldier in the Great Edit War I and II, Wikipedian, and Copy Editor. He has endeavored in various edit wars throughout his service for the VFA, the most notable of these include GEW I and GEW II.[1] His genetic modification that aimed to enhance his physical and mental abilities make him a formidable force in the fight against bad faith,[2] this was evident in the Great Edit War(s). Kat served as General of the Army for the VFA during its service, he was the only commander of the VFA until it was disbanded. He was then moved to the rank of General, as per Instruction 321.429 § Chapter. 20 Paragraph. 5 of 2022. He served for the WA in order to establish ordainment and other measures of protective acts towards the bad faith and the infrastructure of the web, he has an extremely great number of edits on the English Wikipedia, this has amounted up to 120,492 edits as of April 1, 2023.[3] He was knighted Sir De Latte Kat on July 14, 2022 for his diligent service in the second Great Edit War, just before the dissolution of the VFA, the queen attended his knighting and hosted it. The knighting took place on the according day to the Bastille Day military parade and was hosted on the Champs-Élysées.
His exhaustive work for the good of the Wikipedia has encouraged many notables to write on him, this includes Her Ladyship Catherine de Burgh. Not only has De Latte Kat turned into a highly prestigious and noble Sir, but he has furthermore done it not for the achievements or acknowledgements of his acts, but instead for good itself.[4] He has won many awards, which include: the Veteran II Editor ribbon (VIIE), Defender of the Wiki Ribbon (DotWR), and the Medal Of Honor of the Wiki (MOHotW).
Personal life edit
Once Kat had been born, doctor Einstein applied genetic modification to his DNA strands, in order to make the enzyme inhibitors into ribozymes which then produced more deoxyribose and restriction enzymes causing discoloration of his hair, due to the fact of the restriction enzymes blocking the melanin. However, this did not act immediately and the signs were found later in adulthood.
Kat attended King's College London Mathematics School at a young age of 8 years old, his hair was now a dark gray. He exceeded in various subjects, always topping the school's leaderboard, and this draw eyes to his attention, he was later interviewed by worldwide news presses, this is where he found Wikipedia. A news presenter was a Wikipedian, and had written a short stub on him, for his notability was undoubtable. The news presenter had asked the young child what they thought of it, he was astonished of what he had before his eyes, for this was a website he had not encountered pre-the interview. The curiosity lead the child to probe the news presenter on this matter, "Tell me, sire, what of this application before me?" of which the news presenter later introduced him to the Wikipedia community, he started off with simple issues on the Wikipedia, such as fixing the grammar of 1,000+ word articles, and then to writing these.