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The Fantastic Life of Margaret Morgan Freeman

Early Life

Margaret Morgan Freeman was born on the evening of the 17th of November 2007 in East Anglia (United Kingdom). Her star sign is a Scorpio (which is not as great as being a Libra but it will do i guess). She went to snap nursery where she fell in love with a carrot. She called it “Jack Grealish” and they were engaged for roughly 2 weeks before the carrot disintegrated and was eaten my moths. This traumatic occasion sprung her into deep depression but luckily she was able to pull through and stay strong. However it was in secondary school where she found her passion for guitar. She taught herself many tunes including the riff to the famous The Cure song “Boys Don’t Cry”. She also started listening to a banned called “overdose” which she was a big fan of but felt like something was missing. (A competent lead guitarist).

Middle Life

She dropped out of the University of Cambridge at 19 years of age to pursue her dreams of becoming a guitarist. She spent 5 years working in a Costa Coffee cafe in Macclesfield to make some money. One very lucky day on the 26th of December 2026 she was sitting at home planning what she wanted to do as a career as her guitarist dreams were slowly fading away when she saw a notification on her phone announcing that the still dimiscule band Overdose was performing a gig in Macclesfield FC stadium. This gave her an idea. For the next week she spent her whole day performing Overdose songs in the cafe to the 12 people that would listen. But little did she know that one of the 12 people was the famous billionaire footballer Gabriel. He was very impressed with this girls guitar skills that he contacted the band who were in desperate need of a guitarist. She trialed nervously and blew the competition away leaving Dean Smith (lead singer) star struck.

Band Life

She thrived under the pressure and rose “Overdoses” reputation from being a local band to a worldwide band. She wrote many hits including, “Safi sleeps with his socks on”, “Lorenzo Fava smells of sun dried tomatoes” and “Vasco is a tenth Mozambiquen”. Her debut album with the band, “Ms Brankin likes making kids cry”, sold 245 Million copies around the world. But it was the second album which launched her and her fellow band mates to modern pop history. The name of the album was “Why does Aston Villa keep getting relegated”. It has sold 540,566,238 copies to date. She continued to have success throughout the next 25 years of her career, launching her bank balance from £320 working at costa part time to £640,532,500,120 becoming the richest human to ever live leaving the now bankrupt Tom, Theo and Lorenzo crying that a women has done better in life than any male. However all good things must come to an end and at the age of 45 she decided to quit the music industry and dedicate herself to another one of her passions.

Plan B

In an interview she had with The Guardian in 2032 she expressed her love for Aston Villa football club. When she retired from the music industry Aston Villa were in a rough place. They had been relegated to League 2 with star players, Gabriel and Grealish tempted to leave their boyhood club. I’m 2055 she decided to buy the club and invest £100BILLION into the club’s facilities. She got rid of the deadwood players like Safi, Teddy and Josh and signed stars like Messi, Ronaldo and Mr Mendis. 10 years later she won the clubs first Champions League since 1982.

Late Life

Now at the age of 79 she had already sold Aston Villa having left the club having won 72 pieces of silverware. Admittedly she wasn’t in the prime of her life anymore as her body was deteriorating. She made one last bang on the 12th of March 2089 at the age of 81 she became the oldest person to win an Olympic Gold Medal which she won for running a record breaking 74mph in the 100m. She sadly passed away peacefully in her sleep.

Conspiracy Theory

Many of her crazy fans thought there was something off. She was found dead in her bead lying next to half a white plastic fork with a message saying “don’t you think I forgot”. Oh well, probably nothing to worry about.