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 This user likes userboxes.
enThis user is able to contribute with a native level of English.
 This user is interested in, but does not believe in, conspiracy theories.
 This user has been
meaning to join the
Procrastinators' Club
for several years.
 This user is interested in politics.
 This user loves a good cup of tea.
 
This user is a cat lover.
 This user is interested in computer engineering.
 This user is against DRM.
 This user does not "Like" Facebook.
 This user is a hacker, or identifies with and promotes the hacker ethic.
 
 This user uses XChat
for chatting on IRC.
 This user uses µTorrent.
 This user contributes using Notepad++.
 This user uses Windows but just because most games are not released for Linux.
  Proud to be Australian.    
cvg-3This user is an advanced gamer.
1337 This user can write & read in 1337.
 This user uses Steam for digital distribution.
TF2Who touched this user's Sasha?!?!
 This user is thinking with Portals!
 This user works with Anomalous Materials
progLike one third of Wikipedians, this user is a programmer.
prog-1This user is a beginning programmer.
bat-1This user is an occasional Batch programmer.
BASIC-1This user is a beginner BASIC programmer.
py-1This user is a beginning Python programmer.
W3CThis user believes in compliance with W3C standards.
80-64 kphThis user is a fast bowler and bowls slow-medium. 
 This user is male, but doesn't mind if you aren't.
  This user has Diabetes.
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ath
This user is an agnostic atheist and knows the two terms are not mutually exclusive.
precThis editor is a precisionist.
 This user is a member on the English Wikipedia.