Need something here because red-letter names are embarrassing.
I've got plenty of accounts under this username that you may feel free to harass me at:
| Site | Joined | Link |
|---|---|---|
| 19 March 2013 | Link | |
| 24 June 2014 | Link | |
| Stack Exchange | 17 January 2013 | Link |
| Github | 14 May 2013 | Link |
| Imgur | 28 December 2013 | Link |
| 19 May 2013 | Link | |
| 10 June 2013 | Link | |
| Tumblr | 30 December 2014 | haha |