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The edit war criminal award | |
| I, FkpCascais, hereby award you this award for your continuous and professional edit-warring on many articles. . |
I just love the way these guys look so guilty.
EWC=Edit war criminal
Stupid suposed wiki court conversation:
- (ewc1)-"Oh, but we are sorry we didn´t knew we were reverting for the 5th time..."
- (judge)-Silence!
- (ewc2)-"But trully your honour, they started the edit-war first!"
- (judge)-I said, silence in the court-room!!!"
- (ewc3)-We were just adding the trouth, please your honour, you have to beleave us!"
- (ewc1)-"Yes your honour, we touth the 3RR had something to do with cars..."
- (ewc2)-... sic ...
- (wp editor)-"You have no excuse. Between all of you you have 24 reverts in 3 articles plus the blancking of two sections just because you didn´t liked them, all this in 2 days!"
- (ewc1)-"But we are right!"
- (ewc2)-"We wan´t edit war any more, please your honour, forgive us!"
- (judge)-"You said that the last time as well. I´ll have to block you this time."
- (ewc3)-"But you have to block the wiki editor, he started!"
- (wp editor)-"You inserted disputed facts and then edit wared to keep them."
- (judge)-"Now I see, between you all you were already blocked 17 times for edit warring. No excuse."
- (ewc1)-"But we are sorry your honour!"
- (ewc2)-"Please, forgive us, please, pliaszzz, pliiiizzzze,..."
- (wp editor)-"And ewc3 is a sock-puppet of ewc2!"
- (ewc3)-"I am no suck! I just coincidentally live in the same place and like the same things as ewc2, but I am not suck, please beleave me!"
- (wp editor)-"It´s sock, not suck..."
- (ewc1)-"That´s what he said, he´s no suck!"
- (ewc2)-"Your honour, he is not a suck!"
- (judge)-"Enough!"
- (ewc1)-"Please don´t let yourself be manipulated by this evil wp editor, your honour, we are good!"
- (ewc2)-"Yes your honour, we just want to help WP and share with all the trouth."
- (judge)-"I have no patince for this..."
- (ewc1)-"Please your honour, we wan´t edit war today any more."
- (ewc3)-"Please, look at us, we wan´t hert nobody!"
- (judge)-"Silence! I declare you all guilty!"
- (ewc3)-"It´s not fair!"
- (ewc2)-"But wp editor has to be blocked too!!!"
- (ewc1)-"Yes your honour, we are guilty but he has to be blocked too!"
- (judge)-"Silence! You are worste than vandals!"
- (wp editor)-"Thank you your honour, may I continue editing?"
- (judge)-"Yes you can wp editor."
- (ewc1)-"That´s not fair, buaaáááá´´aá!!!!"
- (judge)-"You are all considered GUILTY!"
- (ewc1)-"We are innocent! Buaaaááááá´´aá´´a´´áá!!!!!"
- (ewc2)-"Pliiiiiizzzzz...buaaááááááá´´aáááá´´aáá´´a!!!!!!"
- (ewc3)-BBbbbbuuuuuuuaaááá´´´+aá´´+a´+ááá´´aáá´´a´´aáa`Qaaaá´´aaaabuaaaaaa!!!!!
- (judge)-"Guilty!!!! You´re all guilty!!!! Now get out of my court!!!!!
- (ewc123)-[in hore, oops, I meant choir]-Bbbbbbbuuuúúúúú´´uúú´´uúaááááá´´aááá´´aááá´´aá´!!!!!!!!!!
- (judge)-"Out!!!!!"