fish -lee- trash is an interesting specimen to observe. this being is neither a male nor a female, but a fish. if asked "art thee a knave 'r a wench?" it will respond, "neith'r, i am a gudgeon."
if you would wish to call this being by another name, it suggests the name "Margarine"
Margarine speaks only in old Shakespearean and will not respond to anything but that. our head researcher of this elusive Margarine asked it this question: "what doth thee doth f'r a living?" and Margarine answered: "i am but a wee gudgeon, doing mine own owneth fishy things to earneth bread in the stock marketeth."
our team of researchers will update you all on this fascinating creature as soon as we can.