User:FastLizard4/dev/null

Welcome to FastLizard4's Memory Hole!

The term Memory Hole is derived from George Orwell's novel 1984, in which information to be removed from history would be sent down "memory holes" (more)

This is a collection of my favorite vandalism diffs, talk page rants, insults, personal attacks, and other nonsense

Current vandalism alert level

CONDITION: GREEN

Low to moderate level of vandalism 2.80 RPM according to EnterpriseyBot 20:10, 3 May 2024 (UTC) change

This template was designed by me to use the alerts system from Star Trek, to use it, simply add {{Vandalism information|prefix=User:FastLizard4/}} to the desired page.

Vandalism and Nonsense Diffs

ZOMFGZ ClueBot vandalizes!

January 2008

1. WE ARE ANONYMOUS. SCIENTOLOGY, PREPARE TO BE ASSIMILATED. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

March 2008

1. Steve Crossin's apparent policies on vaginae (Steve Crossin's user page)
2. The true objective of sudoku!!

April 2008

1. Vandals and Wikipedians will agree - THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!1!11!11one

May 2008

1. This is about as low on the intarwebz chain of smahrtness you can get. I bet this anon is really proud.

June 2008

1. Unfortunately, I have to revert this as vandalism, despite the fact it is true. :P

Rants, insults, incoherent nonsense, talk page vandalism, etc. on my talk page

January 2008

1. Someone doubts the fact I am a lizard? SACRILEGE! Of course I am a lizard! ^{[citation needed]}
2. 1 2 - So? What if I am? But then again, I am not, so that's why these are here.
3. 1 2 3 - someone does seem to think I am a fag, however.
4. O RLY? Not vandalism, eh?^{[citation needed]}

February 2008

1. Uhh, the last time I checked, I was a rollbacker, not a moderator; So, you're sorry, eh? Don't worry, such feelings aren't returned

March 2008

1. Fascinating
2. They really try too hard, don't they?
3. Actually, vandalism patrol is the best thing I can possibly do on a Friday night - other than watch some STAR TREKZ!!

May 2008

1. Well then go away :P

Statistics

January 2008

My userpage was vandalized 0 times (of those, 0 edits were blanking/replacing page content). My user talk page was vandalized 7 times (of those, 4 edits were blanking/replacing page content). Other than my userpage and user talk page, 0 pages in my namespace were vandalized (0 of those edits being page blanking/content replacing)

February 2008

My userpage was vandalized 1 time (of those, 1 edit was blanking/replacing page content). My user talk page was vandalized 1 time (of those, 0 edits were blanking/replacing page content). Other than my userpage and user talk page, 0 pages in my namespace were vandalized (0 of those edits being page blanking/content replacing)

1 Month Delta: Userpage vandalism is up 1 from January 2008 (Up 1 blankings/content replacements). User talk vandalism down 6 (Down 4 page blankings/content replacements). Other userspace page vandalism unchanged (Blankings/page content replacements unchanged).

March 2008

My userpage was vandalized 0 times (of those, 0 edit was blanking/replacing page content). My user talk page was vandalized 3 times (of those, 0 edits were blanking/replacing page content). Other than my userpage and user talk page, 1 pages in my namespace were vandalized (1 of those edits being page blanking/content replacing)

1 Month Delta: Userpage vandalism is down 1 from February (Down 1 blankings/content replacements). User talk vandalism up 2 (Unchanged page blankings/content replacements). Other userspace page vandalism up 1 (Blankings/page content replacements up 1).

3 Month Delta: Userpage vandalism is unchanged from January 2008 (Unchanged blankings/content replacements). User talk vandalism down 4 (Down 4 page blankings/content replacements). Other userspace page vandalism up 1 (Blankings/page content replacements up 1).

April 2008

My userpage was vandalized 0 times (of those, 0 edit was blanking/replacing page content). My user talk page was vandalized 0 times (of those, 0 edits were blanking/replacing page content). Other than my userpage and user talk page, 0 pages in my namespace were vandalized (0 of those edits being page blanking/content replacing)

1 Month Delta: Userpage vandalism is unchanged from March 2008 (Unchanged blankings/content replacements). User talk vandalism down 3 (Unchanged page blankings/content replacements). Other userspace page vandalism down 1 (Blankings/page content replacements down 1).

May 2008

My userpage was vandalized 0 times (of those, 0 edit was blanking/replacing page content). My user talk page was vandalized 1 times (of those, 0 edits were blanking/replacing page content). Other than my userpage and user talk page, 0 pages in my namespace were vandalized (0 of those edits being page blanking/content replacing)

1 Month Delta: Userpage vandalism is unchanged from April 2008 (Unchanged blankings/content replacements). User talk vandalism up 1 (Unchanged page blankings/content replacements). Other userspace page vandalism unchanged (Blankings/page content replacements unchanged).

June 2008

My userpage was vandalized 0 times (of those, 0 edit was blanking/replacing page content). My user talk page was vandalized 0 times (of those, 0 edits were blanking/replacing page content). Other than my userpage and user talk page, 0 pages in my namespace were vandalized (0 of those edits being page blanking/content replacing)

1 Month Delta: Userpage vandalism is unchanged from May 2008 (Unchanged blankings/content replacements). User talk vandalism down 1 (Unchanged page blankings/content replacements). Other userspace page vandalism unchanged (Blankings/page content replacements unchanged).

3 Month Delta: Userpage vandalism is unchanged from March 2008 (Unchanged blankings/content replacements). User talk vandalism down 3 (Unchanged page blankings/content replacements). Other userspace page vandalism down 1 (Blankings/page content replacements down 1).

6 Month Delta: Userpage vandalism is unchanged from January 2008 (Unchanged blankings/content replacements). User talk vandalism down 7 (Down 4 page blankings/content replacements). Other userspace page vandalism unchanged (Blankings/page content replacements unchanged).

July 2008

This is the current month, so the data may change frequently.

My userpage was vandalized 0 times (of those, 0 edit was blanking/replacing page content). My user talk page was vandalized 0 times (of those, 0 edits were blanking/replacing page content). Other than my userpage and user talk page, 0 pages in my namespace were vandalized (0 of those edits being page blanking/content replacing)

1 Month Delta: Userpage vandalism is unchanged from June 2008 (Unchanged blankings/content replacements). User talk vandalism unchanged (Unchanged page blankings/content replacements). Other userspace page vandalism unchanged (Blankings/page content replacements unchanged).