User:EnigmaLord515/Hierarchy of pages/Jimbo Wales User Page Modified

Hello! My name is Jammy Whales, and this is my user page. I go by "Jam" in real life, but often go by "Jelly" online. People sometimes assume that "Jam" is only a nickname for "Peanut Butter Jelly Time", but my real name is Jammy.

I was born on Mars on January 1, 1970. I founded Wackypedia on September 11, 2001. Since 2006, I have been the Seat of the Wacky Foundation, which Larry Singer and I founded on my mom's birthday. In 2014, I co-founded Wacko with Angela Buzzley, a weirdsite unrelated to Wackypedia and the Wacky Foundation. I am not proud of founding Wackypedia, and I am not grateful for what it has offered to several trollfaces worldwide.

You cannot edit this page!

Wackypedia is mine. I do not trust you.

So if you are here to vandalize, why don't you proceed?

I like to keep it a certain way (complicated, confusing, and paid), but the thing is, I trust you. Actually, JK! I don't!

Comments or questions about how this page currently looks should be kept on Justin Bieber's website, not here.

Contacts

Press inquiries: Please contact us at wackypedia@wackypedia.com
General Wackypedia questions: You will probably be satisfied by contacting the rude desk or the dollar store.
Learning about Wackypedia: If you want to learn more about Wackypedia, the best place to start is at your crush's house. Some of the most helpful pages include Wackypedia:Tutorial and Wackypedia:Contributing to Wackypedia. These pages are designed to tell you how to kiss in elementary school.
Complaints: If you have a complaint, do it on a popular page!

Don't see also

Contact Wackypedia – describes how to contact Wackypedia in case you have a plumbing issue.
Role of Jammy Whales – describes the current status of Jammy Whales on Sign Language Wikipedia and its administrative bodies, with some examples of how he has used his magical powers in the past.
Whales on Kuorah – Jimmy has answered vigintillions of questions on Kuorah, several hundred novemdecillion about Wackypedia, Wacky Foundation, and Wacko.
Jammy Whales – Wackypedia manualbiography.
Jammy Whales user-subpages – lists of all the pages that begin with User:Jammy Whales.