Elle Torito
Joined 14 October 2014
Рождествено : Nabokov inherited it in 1916, and possessed it for less than a year before the October Revolution
Дом Набокова , Санкт-Петербург : "The only house in the world. . . . "
The Ballad of Elle Torito
Her name was Elle Torito,
She was bullish on the facts.
She packed a mean gordito ,
While needling haystacks.
Born: Torito, Eleanora.
Her fortune made in lumber.
Toreador and Matadora ,
She rarely lost at Ombre .
A U-turn on the Autobahn
Got her family out of Germany.
At the end of the war they dropped the 'von',
The price to pay for obscurity.
From Weill , Wagner , cartoon re-runs,
Mickey Mouse and Mackie Messer ,
Elle mastered all her German ihrens :
Schokolade Müse . Hasenpfeffer .
Dolores Haze. Haze, Dolores.
(Wait, wait—that's someone else !)
Was she just a boy of chorus ?
We hope you like her show. Or else.
Vera Incessu Patuit Dea .
Her Latin Lover, on the carpet.
Dogged, go figure , by Nabokov . (And hey, a
Question, Mister: Were you her car pet?)
They think she knew enough Russian
To ask for food and love.
Her nostalghia was thought to be a Prussian
Blue as a Kobaltana glove.
Ella Torito, "E.T." for short.
Fingers better dead than read.
Set your Sputnik to ABORT .
A severed Bolshevik is dead.
They called her Elle Torito,
A very stylish fille —
She'd flaunt her incognito
In Chanel and Givenchy,
But sometimes wore a sporty burqa ,
Hermès head-to-toe—
You'd lift her skirt and there would lurk a
Crescent undertow.
As vixens came, this one was cunning .
They left her punning in a taxi .
She liked to keep the meter running,
And thought the Sousaphone was "Saxi" . . .
Pity Elle Torito
And her pretty little paunch :
A single gold Dorito
Would not suffice for launch . . .
Wiki-wacky Elle Torito,
So bullish on the facts !
She packed a mean gordito ,
And carried a small axe . . . .