Eliot Goldsack

Legacy

Eliot transformed the geopolitical landscape of Europe, being the first to successfully conquer France. He replaced the population with hieroglyphic fish.

Eliot used the Eiffel Tower to electrocute every Parisian

Early Life

Eliot was born in Baslow

Achievements

Eliot successfully invaded France and sent all the French people to Australian labour camps

Home

Eliot Lived in Østėrbrůck, Denmark