Language and Grammar

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 This user employs a more formal style of writing in articles than in talk pages.
snkThis user says he/she/it sneaked and they snuck.
... in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put.
mankindThis user supports the use of gender-neutral language.
to
too
two
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
which & thatThis user knows how to use which and that correctly.
if & whetherThis user knows how to use "if" and "whether" correctly.
less & fewerThis user understands the difference between less & fewer.
than
then
This user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."
their
there
they're
This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
your
you're
This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.
itsThis user understands the difference between its (of it) and it's (it is or it has).

Animals

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PET CATThis user has a pet cat. 
 This user knows that penguins are evil!


Colours

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  This user likes all of the colors.
 This user's favorite color is navy blue.
BlueThis user loves the colour blue.


Comedy

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XDThis user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it.
  Actually, the Internet is serious business.
lol wut Obvious statement is obvious.
ALLThis user is a fan of all kinds of comedy.


Computing

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 This user is interested in computer engineering.
@This user can be reached by email.
@This user does not wish to disclose their email or screen name.
 This user uses MSN Messenger.
 This user is a DeviantArt deviant.
 This user contributes to Digg.
AddThis user is found on many virtual communities.
 This user is a member of Wikipedia.
 This user has a channel on YouTube.
 
This user maintains a blog.
 This user has a profile on MySpace.
 This user uses WordPress.
 This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
 This user contributes using a laptop.
 This user contributes using a wireless connection.

Computing: Software

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 This user uses free software wherever and whenever possible.
 This user knows how AutoCAD works.
 This user contributes using Blender for 3D modeling and animation.
 This user contributes using Adobe Photoshop.
 This user's primary email client is Windows Mail.
OfficeThis user is using
Microsoft Office XP or higher.
 This user contributes while using iTunes.
 This user contributes using Windows Vista Home Basic.

Computing: Programming

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BASIC-3This user is an advanced BASIC programmer.
asm-1This user is a beginning assembly language programmer.
C-1This user is a beginning C programmer.
C#-2This user is an intermediate C# programmer.
Java-1This user is a beginning Java programmer.
Lua-1This user is a beginning Lua programmer.
pasThis user can program in Pascal.
vb.netThis user is a Visual Basic .NET programmer.
LolcatI CAN HAS LOLKITTEH!!1
prog-3This user is an advanced programmer.
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This user loves Recursion!
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This user loves Recursion!
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This user loves Recursion!
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This user loves Recursion!
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This user loves Recursion!
vbsThis user can program in VBScript.

Computing: Games

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