DutryWilly at last sighting was approximately 5 feet, 11 15/16th inches in height; approximately 183 pounds, 11.427851 ounces in weight; and had approximately brown-auburn-brown eyes with black pupils and white-white-yellow sclera, with brown-auburn-brown-ruddy-brown hair (which is currently 26 and 7/18th inches long). At last measurement, skin color was pale pink-yellow Caucasian, with somewhat darker pigmentation beginning approximately 1 7/16th inches above kneecap and stretching down to approximately 5 7/16th inches above ankle, as well as from 2 13/16 inches above the elbows, extending down to the entirety of the fingertips. Similar coloration changes also begin at or around his neckline, and continue upwards until meeting the hairline. Above the hairline, skin appears shiny-fuzzy, and of a slightly lighter color.
Durty Nellie's is the name of several (in)famous Irish pubs. In 1995, after trying for several hours to hit upon an original username to get an account with some sort of immensely popular ISP, it struck me to try the name of the pub. Being much more of a "Willy" than a "Nelly" (only partially due to my original equipment options including one (1) penis installed at manufacture), I found a name that was unique to all the 95' web, apparently. Thus was my coming-of-age ritual completed.
- Article under construction, all contributions to discussion page welcome. I have been a newbie contributor for only a decade or so (I was "born" in March 2005, though I made a lot of anonymous edits before that, including creating the Beeramid article, which is what really sent me over the edge), but I have been a user for about 3ish years prior. I still remember guiltily making anon minor grammar and punctuation corrections to articles before realizing I could personally make a difference in this potentially Alexandra-dwarfing knowledge base. Anyone who wants to, please, feel free to mess around with my discussion or even user pages (to a certain extent). Treat it not like your own personal sandbox, but rather like a neighbor kid's sandbox: you can do pretty much whatever you like, but you want to be invited back over someday, and you want the neighbor kid to play at your house, too. Please do not pee in my sandbox.
Durty Willy (talk) 05:19, 3 October 2015 (UTC)
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