Hey there user, this is my page. I've only recently joined Wikipedia, so please be nice to me. I find the Wiki a fantastic place to do something useful with my spare time, so I thought having a user account would be cool as I discover just how far down the rabbit hole I decide to go.

Well, I feel as though you're already bored reading about me so I'll cut to the chase: my main project this month (Feb 2014 AD) is to update and expand the pages on Morpho, a French security company that specialises in electronics and biometrics. I will be doing this both in English and in French, and perhaps even in Italian if I get round to it.

If you're wondering why I have two mothertongues, it's because I was born and grew up in Paris, yet my parents both speak (British) English.

I'm also a massive fan and occasional contributer to Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia, because what's the point of a joke if you can't be serious from time to time?

See ya.