Dr. Linus KinKay received a bachelors degree from the Institute of Higher Posterior Learning in psychology. After spending three years in eastern Afganastan with fellow classmate Holden McGroin, he went on to the University of Eastern Kentucky where he earned his Doctorate in Zoology. Kinkay studied the female behind and wrote an extensive 78,578 page Dissertation on the subject. Kinkay now resides in western Montana with a deer as a pet.