 | This user enjoys biting newbies and vandals. |
 | This user is not wearing any pants. |
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This user farts in your general direction. This user also believes that your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. |
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 | In an emergency, this user may be slapped with a trout. |
Remember citizens - Trust no-one, stay alert and keep your laser handy. It's a trap.
Also, my fursona is a trypanosome and I love reading those hilarious rants on the talk pages of political articles. I am also a dreadful but enthusiastic chess player. I also like cycling.