Brie Pusateri | |
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 Brie in her native setting in the wild | |
| Born | Gabriele Ruth St. Lawrence |
| Spouse | Allen Pusateri (June 19, 2008–present) |
Gabriele Ruth "Brie" Pusateri (born June 6 1985) is an Orlando Native, and she attended Winter Park High School. Brie first achieved fame for her active role in the Wildcat Marching Band as a trombone player, and she eventually was awarded the great honor of Trombone section leader. It is under great speculation how she was awarded this position, as it seems uncanny for a toad-like creature to play the trombone, let alone become section leader. It is thought that she used her poisonous glands behind her eyes to threaten the great Mr. Lockenyatta of Winter Park.
College edit
I was a sot most of the time..
Career edit
Working on it..
Personal life edit
Not much here..
Baby Bet with Daniel and Kelly edit
A bet was conceived one night when Brie had threatened to use her venom on Allen to begin drinking. In drinking, Allen conceived a bet dependent on which couple would have the first baby. Apparently unknown by Daniel, two different species have a very low chance to make an offspring, so Allen used this knowledge to his advantage to make this bet. If Daniel and Kelly have the first child, Daniel must relinquish his XBOX 360, accessories, and controllers to Allen. If Allen and Brie have the first child, Daniel Urbizu and Kelly Amacker will be responsible for naming the child. They wish to name him OR her Herman Pusaterman.
Either way, I win- Amanda :)
References edit
www.IsBrieDangerous.com
www.AngerTheBeast.com