Here's a list of some weird, funny, or downright dumb edit summaries I've found that editors have used in Wikipedia.
The list is a bit small at the moment, you can help by adding to it!
The gates of heaven have opened edit
959187941"Eugene doesn’t even know that he gave his daughter the best life. Are you wondering how? This man hurt so bad but God show his face to him on the last days of his life"" (edit removed the top notices off of Wikipedia:TemplateData)961545871"Fixed a type"965346816"My name is something that’s a places we’re you go to sleep"974961662"Thiefz"1008036996"so why was this scratched, adding one word to make it multiple sentence is banned editor and thus he made it right and super vandal antandrus reverted it, like he did on rocky marciano's amateur record 11-3 saying its the correct ver, wow, of course this is wiki-P'D0-ia where only the wikijungle law rules and antandrus needs to learn basics of english grammar and those wikifoos who support him@!DUH!!!"1036774514"DO YOU NOT SEE THE MGM LOGO AT THE BEGINNING?????!!!!!!!!!!!! HUH???????!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU NOT??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND IF YOU'RE SAYING THAT UIP IS THE UK DISTRIBUTOR, THEN ADD THE F***ING REGION FOR EACH DISTRIBUTOR AFTER THEIR NAMES, GODD*MMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"