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fgn-2This user speaks several dialects of foreign.
prog-xThis user is merely a humble programmer.
.....This user is a professional procrastinator.
This user would be a member of the AAW if they could be arsed about it.
This user knows that bears are Godless killing machines.
This user has no userboxes on their userpage.

Deredirectification, Greasemonkey script.