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Shane Francis McMahon

Shane Francis McMahon is an Australian boxer currently training in Phuket, Thailand.

Early Life

Born to a mother and father who already had one child, Shane was an integral part of an Australian family who loved their Rugby League. Playing in a the local rugby league competition he sought to emulate his heroes the Balmain Tigers on a weekly basis. Though he met with varying success on the football field (some would say none at all), his days St. Andrew's Primary School, Malabar (in Sydney, New South Wales) were very productive. It was here that the sometimes-brash and often quick-to-violence youth would spend his days in classes jovially with his very many friends about him and his nights up late on chatrooms under the alias of The Enforcer. In what seemed an attempt to earn his online reputation as a ruffian in the offline world as well he began testing his metal in psuedo backyard wrestling tournaments. Coming away with a number of pre-pubescent victories, Shane took on the nickname The Gibson Place Mauler (born from the location of the event which he won so often and convincingly) in favour of The Enforcer after only a short while.

Teenage Years

Shane went on to attend the local public educational institute, South Sydney High School. Shane found his fair share of boyish mischief here, his exploits ranging from petty waterbombings to heated fist fights. Nothing serious has come of these exploits - to date. Reknowned for his love of Vodka, Shane soon became the staple guest at any party in the South Sydney area.

Thailand

Graduating in 2007, Shane made his first trip to Thailand at the end of the year a week before Christmas and returned in early January. During his time there, Shane had become increasingly impressed with the skill and stature of boxers and decided to pursue this interest. Within days of his return to Sydney he began work in order to again go to Thailand, this time in early March. Penny-pinching, Shane bade his friends farewell in late February. He is now training in Thailand, having won his first fight on Saturday the 15th of March, 2008.

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Current Status

Training in Thailand for his next upcoming fight in early April. Reportedly healthy.

Trivia

Is said to be the only man to be rejected by a Thai prostitute.

Holds an alternate ringname, The Jackhammer.

Has an almost-unfathomably short regeneration time.

Has an ametuer contest scheduled on his return with a local fighter who goes by the ringname of T-Bomb.

Proud owner of a vehicle he refers to affectionately as 'The Maroon Machine'.