| simple 4 | This user can write very clearly in Simple English. |
| AIM-5 | 2 kewl, dis d00d nowz dat AIM iz da onlee rael lingo, & wil likely dis reegard da boreing lingos. |
| ase-1 | This user can communicate at a basic level in American Sign Language. |
 | Ths usr cn rd & rt usn txt lng |
| A, B, and C | This user prefers the serial comma. |
itive | This user chooses never to split infinitives. |
| ... | Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put. |
he or she | This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage. |
| to too two | This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two. |
| their there they're | This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling! |
| . The | This user puts two spaces after a period. |
| less & fewer | This user understands the difference between less & fewer. |