Who I am
I was going to describe who I am through the use of userboxes, but after a year of leaving my page pending in the same manner I still have not found the time to do so. So instead, I will just assume that no one even cares about who I am so long as I make decent edits and will leave this section blank.


Well, it won't be blank of course since I have obviously already typed here, but I will not describe myself as I had planned, so it will be left descriptionless.


Wait. I just described what I was not going to do, so the section is not descriptionless either. (Is that even a word?) I will leave this section purposeless.


No. Everything has a purpose even if we do not understand what that purpose is! I will leave this section . . .


Aw forget it!


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Why I am here
I am a minor editor. Although I have done two or three large edits and there are a few topics I watch regularly, I have little time to actually work intently on articles. Most articles marked as major are also minor edits in terms of content but fall under a major edit only because they change content within the article slightly.
Which links are of some importance
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Which awards I have received
What? You actually expected to find something here? That'll be the day!
Who I would like to thank