Hello, and welcome to my userpage! I am from America, and live in the little town of Sergeant Bluff, Iowa. (You may have guessed this due the fact I am working on the Sergeant Bluff-Luton School District page!) Even though you may have been told by many of your friends that Iowans are "hicks", I would like to say that this is a misconception. My fellow Iowans and I are not any more of "hicks" that you are. Please, make sure that in the future that you do not label other people as such. (Agriculture is a big industry here, but that does not mean that Iowa is just one big cornfield! Jeesh!) Now, kick off your shoes, and check out some of the links below! If you need any help, I found this to be very helpful.
Chiefsfan364 (talk) 20:00, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
On a cloudy night on September 28, 19**, an amazing thing happened. User: Chiefsfan364 was born! At 7 pound, 6 ounces, and 21 inches, he was a pretty average sized baby, and was soon taken home by his dad. After a couple of months, User: Chiefsfan364 began to crawl, and when he hit seven months, walked for the first time in his life. Soon after, User: Chiefsfan364 hit one year, and had a huge birthday party at East Lake Park in Spirit Lake. Almost all of his family came, and User: Chiefsfan364’s aunt Nancy gave him a one-liter bottle of Mountain Dew which he promptly gulped down. When User: Chiefsfan364 turned nine months, his mom and dad took him to an Orioles baseball game against the Kansas City Royals. They were close to the bull pen, and so, when the pitcher came out they got to see him practice. He threw the ball, and it hit the catcher’s glove with a loud “Whap!” which made User: Chiefsfan364 giggle uncontrollably. Eventually, it got so loud that Ben McDonnell, the pitcher, and Erode Hendricks, the assistant coach looked up, exasperated. When they finally saw User: Chiefsfan364, their faces broke out in a smile. His dad thought that it was just the coolest thing. Soon after, User: Chiefsfan364 first discovered that he had a shadow. User: Chiefsfan364 was so shocked that at first, he tried to run away from it, but to no avail. Today, he still thinks it was pretty embarrassing. When User: Chiefsfan364 was about two and a half, his brother, User: Adams921 came into the world. User: Chiefsfan364 was at first unsure about this new arrival, but when User: Adams921 was able to walk, User: Chiefsfan364 seemed to think that it would be funny to pick up and then drop his brother numerous times. Oh, many a night they would run from their dad, who would pretend to be a T-Rex. After they had watched “The Land Before Time” with characters “Little Foot”, “Ducky”, “Cera”, and other miscellaneous dinosaurs being chased by the “Sharp Teeth” was not helpful in the matter, and User: Chiefsfan364 spent many a night lying awake, and terrified that a “Sharp Tooth” would get him. When he turned four years old, his little sister Miscellaneous Name was born. User: Chiefsfan364 still remembers going in to visit her for the first time, and putting a “Babe” pig from McDonald's on her basket. As far as he knows, she still has it with her and cherishes it as she should, but I know for a fact that it is lost in the murky depths that lie at the bottom of her toy box. When User: Chiefsfan364 turned six, he began kindergarten, where he met the best friend that he ever had, Another Miscellaneous Name. They were best buds until User: Chiefsfan364 had to move to Hazelton, when they exchanged gifts: User: Chiefsfan364, a PokèmonGame Boy game, and Another Miscellaneous Name, a soccer pattern game. In conclusion, these are the events that led up to User: Chiefsfan364 going to Kindergarten.
I enjoy drawing. These are a few examples of my work. I know, they stink, but hey, give a guy credit for trying... Chiefsfan (Reply) 22:59, 4 February 2008 (UTC)
Artist's depiction (my) of the Cloverfield promotional poster