I am Chris Cieslak. I was born in an unknown area of Chicago in 1978.

My father was a car parts salesman and the quintessential Bears fan. My mother was a Ukrainian who saw the city change form her time in Ukrainian Village to today.

The City of Chicago is my primary love and my primary interest on Wikipedia. I wish to be a

, although admittedly the Wiki syntax screws me up.

I built a Bears Bus, as a fan of the Chicago Bears. It is an old bread truck that, God willing, is still running.

There are lots of other interesting facts about me but noone cares, for God's sake, it's the Internet, so please go outside or something.