Yes, the golden poo was my idea


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Several of my article creations and awarded contributions appear to be flippant or humorous, but of course are totally serious, including Actionable indecency, Bee rustling, Chainsaw carving, Cow tipping, Felony Flats, Geek Rhythms, Guard goose, Rogue Beard Beer, Stoner Jesus Bible Study, and less noticeable items like a contribution concerning counter-counter apologetics (if you get the joke, you know where to look) and some interesting testcases for an incredibly well-thought-out custom userbox.

Looking over this list, I realize I may have been more influenced by fellow Cascadian Gary Larson than I'd realized.

The Involuntary Recumbency Barnstar
Super secret barnstar just for cow tipping contributors