Brainlessdog

Dog?

The dog is a primitive and useless animal. It's behaviour is often so illogical and eratic, that one can easily be fooled into thinking that the creature is in fact dead and mereley experiencing random muscle spasams. However, the majority of dogs do indeed have brains. Not this one, however, not me!

Remember: without a brain, you're incontinent

A quote from me: "You cant have successful fission without a good neutron moderator. My favorite if dideuterium oxide!"

Professor Brainlessdog at his workplace at the IAEA

Nuclear Bombs

I want to spread knowledge; most of all knowledge of nuclear technology. My specialty is Hydrogen bombs. Such fasinating devices are as a symphony of reactions demonstrating our mastery of unleasing the power of e=mc² in a wild and uncontroled fashion.

The workings of such devices are not privied to nor understandable only by the scientific elite. Despite this being true of the specifics of the dimensions and volumes, the basic concepts and workings a a H-bomb are within the grasp of the general intelligent reader ("Hello all you GIR's").

If you wish to unleash this bomb of knowledge, merely read up on the Teller-Ulam design and in neccessary the relevent articles on nuclear fusion and nuclear power.

Happy reading, morons!

For those of you who wish to read the original Howard Morland article it is in fact still publically available here on the Progressive website. Note that the method of compression that he outlines is merely the weakest contributing factor to the fusion initiation. The radiation pressure supplements the foam plasma expansion and the again more powerfull pressure caused by the casing ablation.