NOW YOU HAVE TO LOOK THROUGH THIS HUGE USERBOX COLLECTION, OH NOES!!!11121
| OVER 9000! | This user knows that Vegeta's power level is OVER 9000! |
| CUV | This user is dedicated to cleaning up vandalism. |
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This user has a website, which can be found here. |
 | This user is a frequent poster at 4chan. |
 | This user is the DeviantArt deviant known as Bhrae. |
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This user is a proud contributor to Uncyclopedia. |
| デス ノート | This user has a Death Note and writes in names of Wikipedia vandals. |
| FMA | This user believes in The Law of Equivalent Exchange. |
| 暁 | This user is an Akatsuki. |
| ♪ | This ninja is loyal to Orochimaru. |
.svg){kind=small} | This user is a fan of Makoto Kino. |
| Nyu! | This user is a Diclonius |
| H | This user is a member of the Hellsing Organization. |
| 星方武侠 | This user is in search of The Galactic Leyline |
| G | This user will use Google before asking dumb questions. |
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This user knows your mother (and will say "hi" to her for you) |
 | This user uses the FrostWire P2P client. |
 | This user does not contribute by using a web browser. Rather, they upload material directly to the internet by using the awesome power of their mind. |
 | This user is a Guitar Hero, which is way more impressive than real guitar. |
 | This user wants a PlayStation 3 but is too poor to get one. |
 | This user knows that Christian rock doesn't make Christianity any better, but makes rock and roll worse. † |  |
 | This user enjoys rock music. |
 | This user enjoys heavy metal music. |
 | This user likes alternative rock. |
 | This user enjoys Chinese traditional music. |
 | This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming. |
 | This user likes visual kei, meaning that they don't mind when men wear dresses and make-up. |
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This user contributes while using Winamp.
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Yupp tspp tsupp burreevick durridullan dick dully dillun ditsdundulla ribbee dubbee dulla roop buddyroobyrung goory gung gook gaya geeree gung goo! |
| B | This user is a fan of black or dark comedy. |
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Actually, the Internet is serious business. |
| SU | This user is a fan of Stand-up comedy. |
| BAMF | This user is one BAMF among many |
| БОРАТ | This user is a fan of Borat. |
 | This user is interested in fossils |
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This user is interested in Paleontology. |
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This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace. |
 | This user knows global warming is a reality we are facing. |
 | This user is a vampire and vants to suck your blood. BLEH! |
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This user is ambidextrous. |
 | This user is a Grammar Nazi! |
 | This user may contain Poison gas. Store them in an upright position at all times, and encourage them to forgo Baked beans. |
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This user suffers from sporkophobia and hates sporks. |
 | This user is an explosive. |
 | This user likes to use eyeliner. |
 | This user enjoys reading fiction. |
 | This user enjoys reading Fantasy. |
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This user is a fan of the Odyssey. |
 | This user is part of the Angel Experiment. |
| HP | This user is a Harry Potter fan. |
| DON'T PANIC | This user attempts not to panic with the aid of several towels. |
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This user is an omnivore. |
 | This user largely subsists on cold leftover pizza and credits this diet for their health & success in life. |
 | This user eats crab. |
 | This user DOES like Green Eggs and Ham. |
 | This user bleeds TABASCO pepper sauce . |
 | This user is a cereal killer. |
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This user loves bacon! |
 | This user eats Swedish Fish. |
 | This user eats cookies. |
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This user drinks chocolate milk. |
 | This user takes his/her coffee with 24673567 creams and 673657356 sugars. |
| TEA! | This user drinks southern sweet tea. |
 | This user drinks Mountain Dew. |
| S | This user drinks Snapple. |
| CCV | This user loves to drink Vanilla Coke. |
| RC | This user drinks RC Cola. |
 | This user doesn't drink, and has a healthy liver to show for it. |
 | This user is owned by one or more cats. |
 | This users favourite animal is the Red fox. (Vulpes vulpes) |
| WW | This user is a Wildlife Warrior. |
| This user believes they are unique, just like everybody else. | =] |
| |\|0 | This user is 133+$p33k!|\|g!!! |
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This user is a userbox... |
| LYS | This user is... Lysdexic? |
 | This user is near sighted. |
| XXX | This user is Straight Edge. |
"Durgs" and sex might be fun for a while, but subconcious teeth grinding and STDs are not.
| ’M | Wild MissingNo. appeared! |
| This user is a fan of Makoto Kino. |
This user knows that their userboxes are disorganised but has decided that they don't really care.
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This is a cell-sized userbox. |
pox This user is suffering from userpox. Goggles seem to prove ineffectual. :( This user wishes there were more userboxes on Wikipedia.
| :^D | This user has no more userboxes. |
Edits edit
I don't really make any major ones, but it really tugs at my heartstrings if i see an article that has been fubar'd. I try to remove every instance of vandalism I find and add any snippet of information if i know it.
Origin edit
Somewhere in the South. The DEEP South. As in Hell. Or possibly North Carolina, USA. You might see that this page says I am British, but I am only in ancestry (a little bit at heart, too).
Likes edit
Eyeliner, Orochimaru, Mountain Dew Code Red, yaoi, Snape (especially when he's on a plane). Well, just see the userbox collection.
Dislikes edit
Everything else.
Also, when my friends visit this page and leave some poorly typed comment here and not in my talk section. Ahem. Michael. >>;