Welcome, you may not be aware, but one of your recent edits appears to question the will of your all-powerful overlord Scapler. This is WHOLLY UNACCEPTABLE as outlined in this Wikipedia policy. Any further attempts at questioning your supreme leader and holder of all knowledge (including making any edits which do not, in their entirety, recognize his greatness) will result in a block. Just kidding... you have awoken my wrath already, and you have been blocked indefinitely. Not only this account, but your DNA has been sampled, and anytime someone with at least a 75% match to your genetic code attempts to access Wikipedia through ANY computer, it will explode - hopefully creating rather nasty shrapnel and absolute destruction. Also, your internet privileges have been permanently revoked...and for good measure, you are limited to two minutes of hot water in the shower. Now bow, and cheers!
