Carl Parker
Carl Parker demonstrating how thick lightning is.
Born
Carl Parker

Occupation(s)Meteorologist, The Weather Channel
Years active1999-present


Carl Parker (known as C^P) (born in Washington, DC) is a meteorologist for The Weather Channel.

Personal Life

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C^P has two little kids. C^P likes to play basketball and music. ISN'T THAT SOMETHING?

Career

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DID YOU KNOW...

  • LIGHTNING IS THIS THICK: *pulls pen from pocket*
  • A TORNADO FORMS LIKE THIS: *finger twirl* THEN IT TILTS INTO THE VERTICAL.
  • WALKING IS A GOOD ALTERNATIVE TO ANTIDEPRESSANTS.
  • YOU SHOULD WARM UP YOUR CAR WHEN IT IS COLD TO PREVENT MANY, MANY UNNEEDED MILES FROM ACCUMULATING ON THE ENGINE.
  • THE WINDOWS IN THE JOHN HANCOCK TOWER WERE VERY WEAK WHEN FIRST PUT IN. WHEN A WINDY DAY CAME ABOUT SOME OF THE WINDOWS HAD BLOWN OUT.
  • DEW POINT IS A GOOD MEASURE FOR HOW IT FEELS. IT IS MUCH BETTER THAN HUMIDITY BECAUSE DEW POINT DOES NOT FLUCTUATE MUCH AND IT IS A GOOD INDICATION OF WHAT THE LOW TEMPERATURE WILL BE.
  • THESE COLLEGE KIDS STARTED A BONFIRE DURING A SANTA ANA EVENT. THEY FEEL REALLY BAD ABOUT WHAT THEY DID, BUT THEY SHOULD'VE KNOWN BETTER.
  • UPPER LEVEL WINDS/SPIN.
  • TIME FOR YOUR SIX-DAY PLANNER.
  • FOUR FEET!

ISN'T THAT AMAZING?