Get to know me! edit
My friends tell me that I am quite the salesman. Be it used cars, music gear, electronics, jewelry, krypton, you name it. I can do it all. I have a very persuasive personality. I once was able to talk the police out of arresting me for reckless driving.
I'm hoping we can get all the Wikipedia editors on here and do a "Battle of the Band's" sort of thing. If not, then we should have some sort of Wikipedia gladiator thing. Winner gets promoted to admin, loser gets blocked and must do some sort of humiliation on their talk page (seeing as how that would be the only place left they can post).
If you have any questions, feel free to message my inbox. And make sure to send lots of funny memes. Thank you and good day. And if your looking to buy something don't hesitate to hit up my online store!!!