I have watched every single episode of South Park

I play guitar. If you don't like Led Zeppelin I don't like you

 This user plays the guitar.
When this user dies, this user takes the stairway to heaven.
RSThis user is a fan of
The Rolling Stones
 This user loves
The Beatles.
GDThis user does not like Green Day.
LBThis user does not like Limp Bizkit.
LPThis user does not like Linkin Park.