Austrollolol | |
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| Prime Minister of Australia | |
| Assumed office Right after I slept with your mother mate | |
| Monarch | Elizabeth II |
| Governor‑General | Quentin Bryce |
| Deputy | Christopher Poole |
| Preceded by | Christopher Poole |
| Minister for Broadband, Communications and the Digital Economy | |
| Assumed office 2012 | |
| Member of the Australian Parliament for Dawson | |
| Assumed office 2013 | |
| Preceded by | LOL DUNNO BLOKE |
| Personal details | |
| Born | Austrollolol Shhhhh, that's a secret! That's a secret too! |
| Died | I'll never die |
| Political party | SNORTING DEAD PEOPLE'S ASHES & DANCING HARD TECHNO |
| Spouse | Your Mother |
| Alma mater | Central Queensland University |
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