Hello everyone, my name is Adam Levine and I am a freshman enrolled at the University of Michigan. I am from Boxborough, Massachusetts, a cute little farm town that has more liquor stores than stoplights. I am an avid tennis player, Instagrammer, Lip-sync-er, and toe-stubber.

Please do not mix me up with the lead singer of pop band Maroon 5, also named Adam Levine. I am cool, but not that cool. Nor can I sing as well as he can.