Alix and Juniper
Alix- has an awesome lip ring that is awesome. And also has a rad top hat. It is rad. Juniper thinks Alix should just get a bass and if she doesn’t in the next year juniper is going to kick her ass. Alix says the most koolestest things in the universe that don’t make any sense. She is fascinated with cows not milking themselves.
Juniper-well, lets see. She is crazeyyyyyyyyyy and loves her radical cat named daisy, she wears the best makeup you could ever imagine and it kinda looks like a drag queen…. AND she loves drag queens! And she Is juicy and amazing and awesome and she likes to partay! She also is amazed by the white dents from when you touch the computer screen.