I'm always behind schedule. That's fatal flaw in a writer.
I'm a professional parliamentarian. You'll find my name on your copy of Robert's Rules for Dummies.
I'm also a Louisiana civil law notary. If you're preparing for the Louisiana notary public examination, you might find my name on some of your study materials. If you're a Louisiana notary or attorney, you might find my name on a newsletter on your desk or on a notar forms user license on your PC.
If you know Hartwell Harris, you know my first and current wife.
If you can look back forty years or so and if you were a student or teacher at C.E. Byrd high school in Shreveport from 1965-1968, you might recognize the name,
If you went to Mexico or Alaska with Augie Aamodt in 1966 or 1967, we rode the same bus.
If you watched Shock Theater on channel 33 in the early 70's, or saw the moving "Big Bob Johnson and his Fantastic Speed Circus," you might have seen me during my short acting career.
If you went to LSU and were a member of the SDS or the Young Americans for Freedom in 1969, we probably have mutual friends. If you lived in the pillow house, the ghetto, H-3, or sat on a couch at Genesis House in 1970, we know each other. If you ever spend a Friday evening at the Colonel's house, a Tuesday evening with Francis and Audrey, a Wed. nite at the TAO, we know each other.
If you played YMCA midget football or basketball in Greenville MS in 1959 or 1960, You share things instilled in us by Dub Farrell.
If you were in the first grade at Saint Andrews Episcopal Day School in Jackson Mississppi in 1956, you probably have a School Days photograph album with my six-year old face stuck to a page inside it.
I never knew or met Anna Nicole Smith.
C. Alan Jennings, Baton Rouge, LA 05:45, 25 February 2007 (UTC)