Fie on goodness, fie! Yes, I'm a bad knight, a ne'er-do-well among the Knights of the Round Table. Or I'm a hangover from a bad knight, a knight of over-indulgence and a severe bout of drinking, a knight where you do things, say things, expose things, and provoke things you wish you never got involved in. In any case a knight to remember and a knight you wish you could forget.

And if ever there was a cheesy set of lyrics from a Broadway musical, and you can bet the list is mighty long, "Fie on Goodness" has got to be one of the worst, unmelodious, unpoetic pieces of tripe since, well, all the other Broadway "hits".

Or maybe I'm an Arab posing as a Westerner. Let me check ... hmmmm .... no ... I don't speak any Arabic. Wait, let me see ... hup! ... no, no wrap-around garments either.