I am trying to figure wikipedia out right now. I have only had a few edits and have decided to limit myself to editing clear provable falsehoods for the time being (I made a few edits before I decided on this temporary personal policy.) My prospective username is Sammydirectproduct. It identifies me as someone interested in puns and math. My name is not Sam. In a related story I can't figure out how to get a username yet, so...
Thank you Aranel for your help, I am now Sammydirectproduct. Hopefully stupidity is not equated with sockpuppetry in my case.Sammydirectproduct 23:56, 2 August 2005 (UTC)