The Greatest Thing I'll Never Learn

The Greatest Thing I'll Never Learn is the debut mixtape by English musician Dylan, released on 28 October 2022, peaking at number 19 on the British charts. Dylan said the mixtape delves into her experiences of "learning to love and be loved", saying: "How does anyone love and be loved? It's cringy, but the songs are so un-cringy that it's very easy to take in without icking myself out. But I feel like I'm writing a soundtrack to my life. This is my movie soundtrack."[2]

The Greatest Thing I'll Never Learn
Mixtape by
Released28 October 2022
LabelIsland Records
Producer
  • Jake Gosling
  • King Ed
  • Martin Sjølie
  • Henrik Michelsen
Dylan chronology
No Romeo
(2022)
The Greatest Thing I'll Never Learn
(2022)
Singles from The Greatest Thing I'll Never Learn
  1. "Girl of Your Dreams"
    Released: 13 July 2022[1]
  2. "Nothing Lasts Forever"
    Released: 15 September 2022[2]
  3. "Blue"
    Released: 14 October 2022[3]
  4. "Blisters"
    Released: 28 October 2022[4]
Singles from The Greatest Thing I'll Never Learn (Live / Deluxe Edition)
  1. "Every Heart But Mine"
    Released: 17 February 2023[5]

The mixtape was re-released on 24 February 2023 featuring a new song and 7 live recordings from her October 2022 performance at London's KOKO theatre.[5]

Reception edit

Professional ratings
Review scores
SourceRating
The Guardian     [6]
NME     [7]
Read Dork     [8]

Michael Craig from The Guardian said "[Dylan] turns failed relationships into messy anthems, often dismissing no-mark exes, or clamouring for emotional parity, over stadium-sized, pop-punk tornados. She also explores that tricky grey area just as things start to fall apart, giving songs such as the thundering Lovestruck an extra dose of disillusionment."[6]

Sophie Williams from NME said "[The EP] is a collection of neon-pink power pop that teases heavier influences, and maintains both tight riffs and a confident snarl. If this sounds like a lot to swallow, then you're absolutely right: it's a crowded but self-assured record – but Dylan has learned that by going for the big feelings, she inspires near-rapturous devotion."[7]

Finlay Holden from Read Dork said "Self-aware, satirical and snappy tunes twist Dylan's trauma into catharsis as she successfully packs a punch into every track – whether it's the acceptance of 'Nothing Lasts Forever' or the striking loneliness of 'Home Is Where the Heart Is', it's hard to listen through and not picture yourself with a fist in the air at one of the many arenas the London-via-Suffolk singer has dominated this year alone."[8]

Ellie Boyle from The Independent said "Dylan has found the perfect blend of pop-punk and songwriting on her debut mixtape." Boyle continued "The mixtape has themes of heartache, self-worth, and always looking at the glass half full even when there doesn't seem to be a light at the end of the tunnel."[9]

Track listing edit

Standard edition
No.TitleWriter(s)Length
1."Girl of Your Dreams"
2:43
2."Nothing Lasts Forever"
  • Dylan
  • Martin Luke Brown
  • Edward James Carlile
2:47
3."Blue"
  • Dylan
  • Carlile
  • Anya Jones
3:16
4."Love Struck"
3:01
5."Blisters"
3:21
6."Treat You Bad"
  • Dylan
  • Carlile
  • Fazakerley
2:52
7."The Greatest Thing"
  • Dylan
  • Sjølie
3:17
8."Home Is Where The Heart Is"
  • Dylan
  • Fazakerley
  • Gosling
2:47
Live / deluxe edition
No.TitleWriter(s)Length
9."Every Heart But Mine" 3:16
10."Girl of Your Dreams" (live at Koko, London)
  • Dylan
  • Fazakerley
  • Gosling
2:47
11."Nothing Lasts Forever" (live at Koko, London)
  • Dylan
  • Brown
  • Carlile
3:16
12."Blue" (live at Koko, London)
  • Dylan
  • Carlile
  • Anya Jones
3:01
13."No Romeo" (live at Koko, London) 3:21
14."Someone Else" (live at Koko, London) 2:52
15."You’re Not Harry Styles" (live at Koko, London) 3:17
16."Nineteen" (live at Koko, London) 2:47

Charts edit

Weekly chart performance for The Greatest Thing I'll Never Learn
Chart (2022) Peak
position
UK Albums (OCC)[10] 19

References edit

  1. ^ "Dylan's "Girl Of Your Dreams" is a thrashing guitar-led track of volcanic proportions". The Line of Best Fit. 14 July 2022. Retrieved 21 March 2023.
  2. ^ a b "Dylan announces debut mixtape and shares new single 'Nothing Lasts Forever'". NME. 16 September 2022. Retrieved 21 March 2023.
  3. ^ "Dylan has released 'Blue', a new single from her upcoming mixtape, 'The Greatest Thing I'll Never Learn'". Read Dork. 14 October 2022. Retrieved 17 March 2023.
  4. ^ "Dylan Releases New Mixtape 'The Greatest Thing I'll Never Learn'". U Discover Music. 29 October 2022. Retrieved 17 March 2023.
  5. ^ a b "Dylan has dropped a brand new single, 'Every Heart But Mine'". Read Dork. 22 February 2023. Retrieved 17 March 2023.
  6. ^ a b "The Greatest Thing Review". The Guardian. 31 October 2021. Retrieved 17 March 2023.
  7. ^ a b "Dylan The Greatest Thing Review". NME. 27 October 2021. Retrieved 17 March 2023.
  8. ^ a b "Dylan – The Greatest Thing I'll Never Learn". Dork Magazine. 26 October 2021. Retrieved 17 March 2023.
  9. ^ "Album Review". The Independent. 10 November 2021. Retrieved 17 March 2023.
  10. ^ "Official Albums Chart Top 100". Official Charts Company. Retrieved 17 March 2023.