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Not the Nine O'Clock News

Not the Nine O'Clock News was a British television comedy sketch show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories and popular culture, as well as parody songs, comedy sketches, re-edited videos, and spoof television formats. The show featured Rowan Atkinson, Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith, and Griff Rhys Jones, as well as Chris Langham in the first series.

Not the Nine O'Clock News
DVD cover. Left to right: Mel Smith, Pamela Stephenson, Rowan Atkinson, and Griff Rhys Jones.
Created byJohn Lloyd
Directed by
Composer(s)Howard Goodall
Country of originUnited Kingdom
No. of series4
No. of episodes27
Running time25 minutes
Original networkBBC2
Original release16 October 1979 – 8 March 1982
Followed byAlas Smith and Jones (1984-1998)



The format was a deliberate departure from the Monty Python's Flying Circus stream-of-consciousness meta-comedy, returning to a more conventional sketch show format. Sketches were mostly self-contained, lasting from a few seconds to a few minutes and often had a degree of naturalism in performance. The series launched the careers of several high-profile actors and writers, and also led to other comedic series including Blackadder, Mr. Bean, and Alas Smith and Jones.

The series benefited from video editing and recording techniques. The pace was enhanced by jump-cutting between library clips, usually of politicians, royalty, or celebrities. Then-PM Margaret Thatcher complained when, by adroit image editing, the show implied she had crashed a car. Effects used in pop videos, provided by the Quantel Paintbox, were often a highlight of the musical numbers.



Not the Nine O'Clock News was produced by John Lloyd. Lloyd pitched the idea to the heads of BBC Comedy and Light Entertainment and was given a six-show series on condition that he collaborate with Sean Hardie, who had worked in current affairs at the BBC. The idea came from the then-recent publication of Not The New York Times, a spoof of the famed paper which was not circulating at the time because of a general strike occurring in the city, leaving it with no papers.[1]

Initially, Lloyd and Hardie were considering doing a lampoon of actuality programmes à la The Frost Report with Rowan Atkinson portraying an old-fashioned host attacking liberal and/or modern trends. The show was to be called Sacred Cows but the news show was chosen because of its larger quantity of sources. As well as the homage to Not The New York Times, the show's name derived from its schedule, as it originally aired on BBC2 at the same time as the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1.

Aborted first seriesEdit

Aside from Atkinson, the original cast comprised Christopher Godwin, John Gorman, Chris Langham, Willoughby Goddard, and Jonathan Hyde, and the first episode of a planned series of shows was scheduled for 2 April 1979. The episode also featured Chris Emmett (impersonating Denis Healey), Robert Llewelyn (impersonating Bob Hope) and Hertz Rental (narrating general elections in Greenland). As the show was originally scheduled to air in Fawlty Towers' timeslot, John Cleese was to have introduced the first episode in a sketch referring to a technicians' strike then in progress that hindered the production of the show, explaining (in character as Basil Fawlty) that there was no show that week so a "tatty revue" would be broadcast instead. However the 1979 general election intervened, and the show was pulled as too political, being replaced with repeats of American sitcom Rhoda.[2]

The sketch with Cleese was broadcast later that year, when the final episode of Fawlty Towers went out during the broadcast run of the first series of Not the Nine O'Clock News, though the significance of the sketch was lost. This link is included on the Region 2 Fawlty Towers DVD boxset. Basil's waiter Manuel also appeared at the end of the unaired episode, trying to get a joke about the Ayatollah's contact lenses. Other sketches of the unaired first episode were also lifted or remade on episodes throughout the show. Healey's and Hope's impressions were achieved by the use of "talking head" puppets, which in the mid-80s would become a characteristic staple of Spitting Image, which Lloyd produced in its early series.

In productionEdit

Lloyd and Hardie decided to recast the show, retaining Langham and Atkinson. They wanted to bring in a woman. Victoria Wood turned the show down. Lloyd met Pamela Stephenson at a party and she agreed to join. Atkinson, Langham, and Stephenson were joined by Mel Smith,[2] who was scheduled to work on the pilot, but he declined after reading the script (he called the finished episode in retrospect as "the worst half hour of TV" he ever saw). The first series was criticised for being "a poor mix of stand up, and a mild portion of sketches" and newspaper reviews referred it to as "extremely offensive" and that "should not be allowed on TV", ratings were dismal as well: the first episode had fewer than one million viewers. However the network controller reportedly liked the programme so much, that a second series of seven episodes was commissioned.

For the second series, Langham was replaced by Griff Rhys-Jones, who had already appeared in minor roles, aside from having directed The Atkinson People radio show.[3] The second series won the Silver Rose at the Montreux Festival and a BAFTA award for Best Light Entertainment Programme in 1982.[4] The show's later series achieved improved ratings.

Not the Nine O'Clock News became a stage show in Oxford and London in 1982, but the main performers decided to end the project while it was a success: Stephenson began a Hollywood film career, Atkinson recorded the first series of Blackadder in 1983, and Smith and Jones became a double act in Alas Smith and Jones. An American adaptation, Not Necessarily the News ran for seven years, from 1983–90 on the Home Box Office cable television channel.[2]


Satire was a key theme in the show's comedy. One spoof news element for example might include a routine announcement that NASA had once again announced a delay in the launch of its space shuttle owing to technical difficulties, as the screen showed the shuttle on its launch pad with oxygen streaming off the tanks, overlaid with the sound of a car engine turning over but not starting. An opening graphic featured the same blue screen and white analog clock ticking down to 9:00 p.m. as preceded the original Nine O'Clock News, followed by an announcement of the time in similar voice and, in parody, the announcement that this was "definitely not the Nine O'Clock News." Skits could include things like a group of rural Americans at a barbecue singing a several minutes of comical implausibles like "I'm prepared to believe that that Nixon wasn't a crook; I'm prepared to believe Love Story's a readable book..." and finally concluding, "I believe that the devil is ready to repent; - but I can't believe Ronald Reagan is president."[5]


The show is credited with bringing alternative comedy to British television: Lloyd once commented he wanted to do a "modern, working-class" comedy in contrast to other shows of the time such as The Two Ronnies. This also happened at a time that the National Lampoon magazine, The Second City troupes and Saturday Night Live became showcases of alternative comedy in North America.

In 2005, Rowan Atkinson, Mel Smith, Pamela Stephenson, Chris Langham, and John Lloyd reunited to talk to Sue MacGregor about the show. Langham's departure was touched upon, with Lloyd seeming to take the blame, though Atkinson had campaigned for Langham to be kept in the cast (Langham actually refused to speak to his former cast-mates for a number of years after he was fired, until appearing as a regular on Smith & Jones in the 1990s). The Reunion was broadcast on Radio 4 on 31 July 2005.[6]

A documentary featuring the cast reminiscing about the making of the programme was shown on BBC 2 on 28 December 2009,[7] before one of the 1995 compilation shows was aired (despite a "complete episode" being billed in television listings). The documentary was repeated on 3 August 2013, just over two weeks after the death of Mel Smith.


The main writers included Colin Bostock-Smith, Andy Hamilton, Peter Brewis, Richard Curtis, and Clive Anderson.[8] However, the producers accepted scripts for sketches from a wide range of writers and ensured the show remained topical by recording sketches only days before broadcast. Howard Goodall (subsequently composer of the Red Dwarf, Blackadder, and The Vicar of Dibley theme music) was musical director. Bill Wilson directed the first three series, Geoff Posner the fourth.


A total of 27 episodes of 25–30 minute duration were produced over four series.

  • 16 October–20 November 1979: six episodes (and 1 unaired pilot episode)
  • 31 March–12 May 1980: seven episodes
  • 27 October–15 December 1980: eight episodes
  • 1 February–8 March 1982: six episodes

The series has rarely been repeated; eight re-cut and condensed (to make it "faster and funnier than ever"[9]) "episodes" made for a video edition in 1995 are shown instead. This is primarily because the original episodes in their entirety lampooned events that were in the news at the time.

Commercial releasesEdit

Video and DVDEdit

Two highly edited videos of the show, entitled Nice Video, Shame about the Hedgehog and The Gorilla Kinda Lingers, were released in 1995.

In August 2003 these videos were released on DVD under the title of The Best of Not the Nine O'Clock News: Volume One. The Best of Not the Nine O'Clock News: Volume Two came a year later. Both of these are available in one set, unavailable separately, in Region 1.


Three vinyl albums were released at the time the series was screening, entitled Not the Nine O'Clock News, Hedgehog Sandwich, and The Memory Kinda Lingers respectively. These albums were very successful, with the first two both reaching the top ten of the UK albums chart, a rare feat for a spoken word album.

The original version of The Memory Kinda Lingers was a double LP. The second disc is titled Not in Front of the Audience and is a live recording of the cast's stage show. Hedgehog Sandwich and the first disc of The Memory Kinda Lingers were later combined on a BBC double-length cassette and double-CD set.

"The Ayatollah Song" b/w "Gob on You" (as featured in the TV show) and "I Like Trucking" b/w "Supa Dupa" were also released as singles.

(The 1980 single "Typing Pool" by 'Pam and the Paper Clips' (EMI 5015), is variously ascribed to Pamela Stephenson and NtNON. It was written by Roger and Nigel Planer.)[10]

Books and miscellaneousEdit

Three books were released to tie in with the series: Not! the Nine O'Clock News, a collection of classic material rewritten and restructured as a parody of the short-lived Now! magazine; Not the Royal Wedding (the royal wedding in question being the marriage of Charles and Diana); and Not the General Election, a tie-in with the 1983 General Election. The first was reprinted in 1995 as Not for Sale. Not the Royal Wedding was promoted by a little-known radio spinoff, Not the Nuptials, transmitted on BBC Radio 1.[11] The same station had also previously produced a behind-the-scenes documentary on Not the Nine O'Clock News as part of their magazine series Studio B15.[11]

Two 'page-a-day' tear-off calendars, edited by John Lloyd and containing several contributions from Douglas Adams, were released in the early 1980s (Not 1982 and Not 1983). Also published around this time was a spoof Orwellian edition of The Times newspaper, Not The 1984 Times, which although widely assumed to be, was not actually connected to the series.

See alsoEdit


  1. ^ Jim Dwyer, In 1978, a Faux Paper Was Real Genius, New York Times, 14 November 2008
  2. ^ a b c BBC Guide to Comedy, by Mark Lewisohn, URL accessed 17 March 2007
  3. ^ BFI Screenonline, URL accessed 17 March 2007
  4. ^ Awards at, URL accessed 17 March 2007
  5. ^ Not the Nine O'Clock News - I Believe.... Retrieved 7 March 2017
  6. ^ The BBC's Comedy Blog entry for the 29th of July 2005. Retrieved 17 December 2007
  7. ^ BBC Press release for Christmas 2009. Retrieved 24 November 2009
  8. ^ Cast list at, URL accessed 17 March 2007
  9. ^ The BBC H2G2 Page for "Not the Nine O'clock News". Retrieved 17 December 2007
  10. ^ Musical Taste listing and clip. Retrieved 17 December 2007
  11. ^ a b Worthington, Tim (2012). Fun At One: The Story Of Comedy At BBC Radio 1. Lulu Press.

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