John McIlwraith (commentator)
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Early life & CareerEdit
After Carnegie Mellon University announced that it would begin offering a degree in the playing of bagpipes, McIlwraith commented that the bagpipe was created as an instrument of war, and should not be treated as a musical instrument. McIlwraith said:
- The Scots are a race not noted for their music. The favorite instrument in Scotland is the piano accordion, followed by the fiddle. The next favorite would be the harmonica. Even the Scots consider the bagpipes to be an instrument of torture, of warfare, its practitioners huge, red-faced farmer types who have switched from pig sticking to bagpipe playing.
- Bagpipes are a strange instrument. The only reason they were invented is the Scots needed some kind of noise to rally the clans when the English crossed the border. They could have bought a bell or a whistle, but being a thrifty people they took a pig's bladder and stuck a reed in it and the rest is history. For some reason, great masses of people have mistaken bagpipes for a musical instrument.
Other commentaries by McIlwraith included:
- Doing It in the Closet (20 December 2007): Part of "Tinsel Tales," a series of Christmas stories.
- Jesse the Incorrigible: My Grandson (30 December 1997): Recounting his experiences with a grandson suffering from attention deficit disorder.
- A Party for an Endangered Organ (27 March 2001): Recorded just before undergoing surgery for stomach cancer.
McIlwraith's death resulted from complications arising from Lewy dementia. He was married twice. He and his first wife, Bridie, and his second wife, Dixie, had four children altogether.
Years after McIlwraith's death, his brother-in-law wrote a column for the Chicago Reader questioning whether McIlwraith's stories were strictly factual.