If You Can't Beat 'Em, Bite 'Em

If You Can't Beat 'Em, Bite 'Em is the third album by Weird War.

If You Can't Beat 'em, Bite 'em
Studio album by Weird War
Released	January 27, 2004
Genre	Indie rock
Label	Drag City
Weird War chronology
I Suck on that Emotion (as Scene Creamers) (2003) If You Can't Beat 'em, Bite 'em (2004) Illuminated by the Light (2005)

Professional ratings

Review scores
Source	Rating
AllMusic
Pitchfork Media	(6.2/10)

Track listing

1. "Intro (Music for Masturbation)" − 1:42
2. "Grand Fraud" − 3:24
3. "Tess" − 3:00
4. "If You Can't Beat 'Em, Bite 'Em" − 3:58
   • vocals by Jennifer Herrema (as "JJ Rox")
5. "Moment in Time" − 4:38
6. "Store Bought Pot" − 4:22
7. "AK-47" − 3:43
8. "N.D.S.P." − 4:34
9. "Chemical Rank" − 3:39
10. "Lickin' Stick" − 3:43
    • piano by Azita
11. "One by One" − 4:18