Draft:Operation ESQD

Operation ESQD (Exterminate Sigma Quandale Dingle) was a covert military operation conducted by a joint task force comprising the CIA, Navy Seals, and Australian Marines. The operation was led by Commander William Ding, a renowned strategist, and Dictator Prithibee Tajwar, a seasoned military leader.

The primary objective of Operation ESQD was to neutralize the target, Mohsin Qureshi, a high-value individual believed to pose a significant threat to global security and to overall the entire human race. Operatives tell tales of how the target's nose was "enough the end the human species with one sneeze." The operation was initiated in response to credible intelligence suggesting Qureshi's involvement in illicit activities that compromised international relations and stability and also because he had allegded connections to the infamous Jeffrey Dahmer and Jeffrey Epstein, who when taken to prison, immediately identified Mohsin as what they called "The Third Jeff" or "Jeffrey Dinka Chika".

On August 30th, 2023, a team of Navy Seals, led by Commander Ding, infiltrated the target's suspected location, a heavily fortified compound in Eastern Pakistan. Operatives believe this was the same compound that Osama Bin Laden had lived in. Simultaneously, a contingent of Australian Marines, under the command of Dictator Tajwar, established a perimeter around the compound, ensuring a secure exit route for the extraction team.

Meanwhile, CIA operatives provided real-time intelligence and surveillance support, monitoring the situation from a remote command center. The joint task force employed advanced technologies, including satellite imaging and drone reconnaissance, to gather critical information on the target's movements and security arrangements.

At 3:00AM, after ordering multiple Skibidi Toilet Happy Meals, the Navy Seals breached the compound, engaging Qureshi's security detail in a intense firefight. Commander Ding personally led the assault team, utilizing his expertise in hand-to-hand combat to neutralize multiple hostile forces. 2 recorded Navy Seal deaths were recorded, although the real number of casualties remain unknown. Operatives in the mission who were not just shot and killed, but completely vaporized by Mohsin's security detail's Black Ops 3 Zombies Rayguns were Daniyar Islam and Benjamin Ayden Le.

After a 30-minute standoff, the target was successfully apprehended, and the extraction team exfiltrated the area without casualties. The operation was deemed a success, with Mohsin Qureshi taken into custody and subsequently transferred to a secure facility for further interrogation. While this was the original plan, CIA operatives took the liberty to execute Mohsin on the spot, commiting a war crime. The operative who had done so (Kevin Wen) is now in trial for war crimes including the execution of an unarmed target that was unwarranted for a kill. He was known to say in his trail that "That stupid bomber deserved it", which the Jury, Judge and local society agreed with.

Operation ESQD showcased the effectiveness of international cooperation and the prowess of the participating special forces units. The mission's success send a strong message to those who would seek to undermine global stability, demonstrating the unwavering commitment of the involved nations to protecting their citizens and interests.