== BARRY HAWKES, SHELVIN, KENT. NURSERY RHYMES FOR HIS OWN CHILDREN. [1] ==ALSO..... A SPIDER RODE A BICYCLE, HE HAD IT PAINTED BLACK. HE RODE IT DOWN THE ROAD WITH AN EARWIG ON THE BACK. THE PEDALS WENT AROUND SO FAST AS HE RODE IT ALL THE DAY, THEN HE TOOK THE EARWIG OFF THE BACK AND PUT THE BIKE AWAY

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  1. ^ THERE WAS AN OLD WOMAN OF FUMBLEDEEDEE, COCKED HER LEG OVER A HIGH PLUM TREE. THE PLUMS WERE ALL JUICY AND READY TO FALL, SO SHE OPENED HER ARSEHOLE AND GOBBLED THEM ALL.' THE