There was once something to see here, but it disappeared ages ago, and I don't plan on seeing it come back.

Go ahead. Make my userpage. I'd love to have a userpage built by the Wiki Way instead of having to think of something myself because i am extremely lazy.

In other words, go ahead and edit this page. I will probably remove anything offensive, however.

Grunt could once often be found on ##linux on irc.freenode.net, but no longer.

Grunt is obviously a person of intelligence, owing to his use of Safari and Firefox as a tool to edit things on Wikipedia. He's also a non-Windows user, utilizing alternative operating systems such as Linux and Mac, automatically catapulting him head and shoulders above the unwashed masses. (Added by Swatjester 15:31, 3 February 2006 (UTC))

He is pure amazing because stuff --Spongefrog (talk) 20:59, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Grunt is so awesome, his mere presence on IRC was enough to disconnect people. Alphax τεχ 08:51, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

Grunt's an all-around cool guy. He is obviously addicted to userboxes, although the fact that he uses many varieties of Linux and the Mac OS more tham make up for that. That, and he's wicked funny on #tycoon! (Added by lws1984 at 5:09 AM UTC)

Grunt prefers to communicate aloud via guttural throat-noises rather than talking per se? Rumor has it Grunt was also an infantryman in Vietnam. This experience may have driven Grunt to Wikipedia. (Added by Vivacissamamente 16:32, 14 July 2006 (UTC))

Grunt has promised that in 2030 (if still alive), he/she will donate $250,000 to the Space Foundation to aid in the advancement of their research. (added by CrowzRSA 19:45, 17 June 2014 (UTC))

OCTOSPLAT COMING SOON! - Ruprecht

*grunt*

The Original Barnstar
This Original Barnstar is awarded to Grunt for making the particularly fine contribution of the Photographer's Barnstar. Good job! You're an inspiration for us all. Sharkface217 23:36, 29 October 2006 (UTC)