Talk:Failure/Archive 1

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does anyone know the 'failure' phenomenon of google. it pulls up a political personality. who came up with this scheme in google? what other words are there like this? what is the history of personalities featured? does anyone have anything to contribute?--laurens.whipple 02:40, 13 December 2005 (UTC)

See miserable failure. —BenFrantzDale 04:14, 13 December 2005 (UTC)

President George W Bush of the United States is one example of a failure.

This phrase constitutes an opinion and is inappropriate in a proper Encyclopedia. Could someone explain why George W Bush results top from a search for the keyword 'failure', there is not even the word failure on the page.

Because someone who is totally oblivious to the ramifications of Jihad and only interested in self centered political pursuits made the entry!'

A recent (Aug 2006) Google search for "failure" placed George W. Bush first, with a link to www.whitehouse.gov. Interestingly, the second-highest hit was for Jimmy Carter on the same site. Neither page actually contains the word "failure", of course.  Obviously this is just the result of Google bombing. It should be painfully obvious, as stated above, that either person is not an appropriate example for this article.

However, the internet pehonomenon through which George W Bush became the top Google hit for failure may be considered for addition to the article, or as a disambiguation topic.

Without a doubt George W. Bush as a failure is a disambiguation topic.

Page content seems confused

This page looks like it might be about engineering failure, indeed it is linked from other subjects on reliability, but it also contains some other concepts like failure as the opposite of success (e.g. failure to win a sporting tournament). It seems to me this page needs to be split into several disambiguated pages. Sangwine 12:46, 10 May 2006 (UTC)

"Failure" on Google

Many people have been offended and delighted by what seems like a politically slanted result on Google. The truth is that when you type in the word "failure" on the search bar for Google, George W. Bush's biography is the first result. To clear you mind and hear the facts on this matter, there is an article on Google concerning it. [3] --Mbobanda 16:44, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

Version added

I added a translation at pt.wikipedia.org. Can an Administrator add "pt:Fracasso"? Thanks!

Al Lemos 21:24, 18 May 2006 (UTC)

Reference to ISO 10303-226: this standard has been withdrawn by ISO

Under heading "Formal technical definition", a reference is made to ISO 10303-226. However, conform the ISO TC184/SC4 committe, ISO 10303-226 has been withdrawn; see http://www.tc184-sc4.org/SC4%5FOpen/SC4%5FWork%5FProducts%5FDocuments/STEP%5F%2810303%29/200-299/documentation.cfm. I suggest to remove this reference.

Other Failures

Rolls-Royce uses the euphemism "failure to proceed" (or FTP) in place of "breakdown" whenever one of its vehicles fail to operate. This is presumably a position of pride that they take, that their automobiles never break down. Should this use be included in the article? - Loadmaster 21:16, 11 August 2006 (UTC)

This is not an encyclopedia entry, it's a definition

Wiktionary is for word definitions. I can't see anything in this article (or imagine anything new added to it) that would turn it into a wikipedia article on a person, place, or thing.

Failure is an abstract noun and doesn't need an encyclopedia entry. There are those who go about mercilessly deleting spurious Wikipedia pages, and I think they should check this one out. Deletionists, where are you now?

Steve Rapaport 20:10, 1 September 2006 (UTC)

Collection of definitions

This actually is a collection of definitions, and a useful jump-point to several other wikipedia articles. The Wiktionary article on failure lists none of the information in this article and, by design, should not. That this article describes a somewhat abstract concept, and may not conform to your imagined structure of a wikipedia article, does not automatically make it a candidate for deletion. I believe it has enough valuable information, including links to related articles, that it should be preserved. Gladmax 12:24, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

Reference

I can not find the book, the author, or the publisher BOOM, BUST, BANG! (Lansdowne)—can someone supply the source or the ISBN? DocWatson42 01:56, 28 September 2006 (UTC)

George Bush

While there is no question that the Bush presidency is the foremost example of failure in living memory, there have been other failures. Google-searching for "failure" or "miserable failure" (my personal favorite) suggests that this opinion of Bush is widely held. But seriously, Wikipedia is not a list. Twang 18:59, 30 October 2006 (UTC)

George Bush.

Why does this article not mention George Bush? He is a well-known failure, according to Google.

I think people vandalise this article because you don't mention him.

this page failure was seriously vandalized et. when I attempted to make the changes it went back to it's orginal form

Reference to ISO 10303-226: this standard has been withdrawn by ISO

Under heading "Formal technical definition", a reference is made to ISO 10303-226. However, conform the ISO TC184/SC4 committe, ISO 10303-226 has been withdrawn; see http://www.tc184-sc4.org/SC4%5FOpen/SC4%5FWork%5FProducts%5FDocuments/STEP%5F%2810303%29/200-299/documentation.cfm. I suggest to remove this reference.

Restructure and break out

This article, as it stands, is just a random mish-mash of different thoughts. Even setting aside that it is poorly written and not complete in any rational sense, it really is unclear how this could become a real article in and of itself. The term failure covers an incredibly broad range of ideas which have very little in common except the base definition of the word. So this article can only properly become one of two things:

• A dictionary entry, which violates WP:NAD, or
• A disambiguation page pointing to articles about concrete topics.

The latter, of course, is the only one that makes sense.

And, BTW, this article should not be part of WikiProject Engineering. By its name and its scope it is not primarily about the engineering concept of failure.

--MC

Version added

I added a translation at pt.wikipedia.org. Can an Administrator add "pt:Fracasso"? Thanks!

Al Lemos 21:24, 18 May 2006 (UTC) August 08 2007

Collection of definitions

This actually is a collection of definitions, and a useful jump-point to several other wikipedia articles. The Wiktionary article on failure lists none of the information in this article and, by design, should not. That this article describes a somewhat abstract concept, and may not conform to your imagined structure of a wikipedia article, does not automatically make it a candidate for deletion. I believe it has enough valuable information, including links to related articles, that it should be preserved. Gladmax 12:24, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

Untitled

• Archive 1 ---J.S ^(T/C) 21:07, 4 December 2006 (UTC)

Reference

I can not find the book, the author, or the publisher BOOM, BUST, BANG! (Lansdowne)—can someone supply the source or the ISBN? DocWatson42 01:56, 28 September 2006 (UTC)

I can't find any evidence that the book realy exists... so I have removed it. ---J.S ([[User_talk:J.smith|T]/C/WRE) 20:32, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

"Failure" on Google

Many people have been offended and delighted by what seems like a politically slanted result on Google. The truth is that when you type in the word "failure" on the search bar for Google, George W. Bush's biography is the first result. To clear you mind and hear the facts on this matter, there is an article on Google concerning it. [4] --Mbobanda 16:44, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

whilst this is very entertaining, the fact doesn't really seem to me to be of merit to the article. Andyroo g 12:17, 26 July 2007 (UTC)

A glitch in (or abuse of) Google has nothing to do with the actual concept of "failure" - so lets drop it. ---J.S (T/C/WRE) 20:29, 28 July 2007 (UTCld

Democrats Failure to have any brain cells. —Preceding unsigned comment added by 12.145.170.131 (talk) 19:58, 25 October 2007 (UTC)

Bush's biography and record of "success" should still be on this link, nothing could be more accurate.

Wikipedia is not the place for political propaganda - Jaqel 17:26, 15 August 2007 (UTC)

Exactly. And how can you say something has failed when it hasn't finished yet? ---J.S (T/C/WRE) 12:26, 16 August 2007 (UTC)

As someone who knows the person involved with creation of this particular google algorithm, you will notice that it was starting to be phased back. Google finally fixed the problem last July. Since then, the propogation started migrating naturally to wikipedia. Good thing, too, otherwise the algorithm would have targeted Barack Obama, as his IT team is now the steward of the site. Mastercare (talk) 05:28, 23 January 2009 (UTC)

I think its hysterical George W. Bush was coming up with people put "failure" into google. It was some kind of glitch somebody had programmed. I remember reading an article about it on the internet. There are several other words that give similar, unexpected results, like "via retardo" gives you the office of the mayor of Los Angeles. It appears the GWB result no longer comes up -- the wikipedia article is now the first result to come up. Now... why the hell isn't this mentioned in the article? --Ragemanchoo (talk) 06:23, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

Is fail spelt that way?

I really don't think fail is normally spelt phail, should it be moved into the section about the internet meme? -No Signature

I agree, this is highly misleading to the average FAIL. Many people go to Wikipedia for facts, and they take these facts very seriously. some one could get FAILed because they FAILed fail "phail" and were put back in FAILed grade. There is no citation for that false FAILing, and is technically considered vandalism. It would be nice if someone could FAIL that.-64.91.158.52 (talk) 18:04, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

I added the modifier "colloquially" since thats what those are. See Colloquialism. "phail" gets about 400,000 hits on google, so I guess it's used out there. ---J.S (T/C/WRE) 18:22, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

The (incorrect) spelling "phail" is only used in the internet as a popular, but (usually) subtle meme, but placing it in a professional source such as Wikipedia as an "alternative spelling" is not so great for Wiki's reputation as a reliable source. This spelling should be included in the "popular culture" tab. "fail" and "flop," however, can remain there.-64.91.158.52 (talk) 18:50, 20 December 2008 (UTC)

I tried to remove this earlier and it was restored. No one who is trying to be serious uses "phail". It's part of an internet meme. It's identical to adding a dictionary entry for the verb "to have" that says the third person singular is colloquially spelled "haz".AggroSA (talk) 22:56, 23 January 2009 (UTC)

Origins of the Meme

I believe the earliest examples of "fail" being used on the internet in this fashion date back to postings by slashdot user "YOU FAIL IT!", as early as 2002. [5] This is original research. —Preceding unsigned comment added by 124.168.52.162 (talk) 10:13, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

I'd say the meme needs a page of it's own. It seems out-of-place here, but qualifies as significant. Smithereen (talk) 04:33, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

I agree. Subsections with Failboat (capsizing ship) and Phail (failure due to unintentional phallic reference) need to be added. Also change the "Fail" redirect to disambiguation. 129.252.22.40 (talk) 15:12, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

Term for intentional failure

What is the term for intentional failure of a product in order to decrease supply? Is there a distinct governmental, political, or anarchist term for perpetualizing a problem through intentional failure by an institution, e.g. the failure of the "war on drugs" to seize or hinder major sources of illicit drugs & instead performing security theater by raiding individual homes? -Erudecorp ? * 22:03, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

• The word would be "success". If someone completes an action as intended ("Play-acting a failure") then it is actually a success. No special word for it that I know of. -----J.S (T/C/WRE) 04:13, 25 November 2008 (UTC)

I think the term you are thinking of is Planned obsolescence. FAIL == SUCCESS. Other situations where failure is the intended consequence include, fuses and crumple zones. Saayiit (talk) 18:41, 3 September 2009 (UTC)

FAIL Images - Meme - Fail Blog.

Images from the meme FAIL also some "Your doing it wrong" images which are a subset if the FAIL meme.

Images started appearing online in the early part of 2007 and a series of them where passed around social networks and blogs. This is a collection (adver free) of images collected so far.

Fail Funnies.com, a popular fail blog that has emerged during the year 2008 has comprised a catalogue of many famously epic fails. Consisting of images and videos of many bloopers, blunders and crazy pranks, fail funnies fail blog is considered one of the primary authorities for everything fail. Other fail blogs that are considered originators and certified fail sites are Shipment Of Fail.com in addition to Fail Blog.org.

No. —Preceding unsigned comment added by 87.69.4.187 (talk) 03:32, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

Any third-party citations in notable publications? ---J.S (T/C/WRE) 16:32, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

There are definitely a few other "fail blogs" out there that may be good up and comers to the dominance of failblog.org. Some good examples include http://epicfail.com, http://dailyfailblog.com, and http://englishfailblog.com to name a few. Duanehaas (talk) 14:38, 12 December 2009 (UTC)

Internet Meme section

Does anyone think that the colloquialism for many demotivational posters and fail memes to use "(description) fail" should be included? For example http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/fail-owned-exit-fail.jpg and http://dognpony.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/fail-owned-suicide-ad-placement-fail.jpg etc. I think this is an important evolving trend and should be mentioned.124.169.67.104 (talk) 03:41, 27 November 2009 (UTC)

It is? See also Fail Blog. Rehevkor ✉ 16:07, 27 November 2009 (UTC)

"Epic Fail"in this context should have its own page, this is a specific meme that has grown into wider usage, originally used in World of Warcraft communities. "Epic" being the highest quality item available (there was an "artifact" quality level which was not available apart from by accidents on live servers), the word "epic" was used to denote an extreme situation, such as loosing an epic item on a roll of 99 which would be epic fail, or out rolling a 99 which would be Epic Win!

Failblog was the originator of the more recent colloquial usage, working technically along the same lines of captioning found material on the internet, such as the De-motivational, I Canhazcheezeburger, and numerous Goonsquad competitions.

"epic fail" seems to have been the variant that has seeped into mainstream media.

Epic Fail? . EvileDik ✉ 19:40, 13 December 2010 (gmt)EvileDik (talk) 19:46, 13 December 2010 (UTC)

Fail

I wonder why a crashed train is classified as a failure. There should be something like electric circuits failure, or getting an F for a paper at school instead. --TylerDurdenn (talk) 19:03, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

How else would you classify a train crash? It's a failure in one way or another. ---J.S (T/C/WRE) 02:37, 29 May 2010 (UTC)

yea boi i agree

yah, high-speed fail. LOL 198.151.130.69 (talk) 20:55, 4 March 2011 (UTC)

Add another link

In conjunction with the failblog, the below website is another outstanding collection of fail in the internets newest fail phenomenon. I belive that it should be added as well, since it also is another presentation of fail.

Fail Funnies —Preceding unsigned comment added by Madstockbroker (talk • contribs) 01:38, 13 March 2009 (UTC)

That is complete advertisement, it won't be added.--Megaman en m (talk) 16:22, 13 March 2009 (UTC)

This article needs to be totally revamped. It needs to be unprotected as a result. However, I would like to request some ideas from the readership on how to outline the concept of Failure. --74.107.74.39 (talk) 01:07, 20 April 2011 (UTC)

Defining "Failure"

There needs to be some mention of "social failure". There is reference for this I note the movie "Loser" staring that guy "from American Pie". Failure need not be viwed in terms of engineering alone, it covers many topic sub types, but I believe one of the main sub types of failure is an individual's failure in the community and this should be termed social failure or similar. —Preceding unsigned comment added by 118.209.69.81 (talk) 11:41, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

This "loser" definition does not fit with the article. Further, there is another definition of failure - "failure to recognize failure", that is continuence of policies that promote continued non-success.--96.244.247.130 (talk) 01:38, 4 July 2011 (UTC)

Rolls-Royce uses the euphemism "failure to proceed" (or FTP) in place of "breakdown" whenever one of its vehicles fail to operate. This is presumably a position of pride that they take, that their automobiles never break down. Should this use be included in the article? - Loadmaster 21:16, 11 August 2006 (UTC)

Specific reference to RR is not within wikipedia guidelines. If RR is to cited, more specific examples are required.--96.244.247.130 (talk) 01:40, 4 July 2011 (UTC)

A classic example - how can one define "failure" versus "degradation"? Example: A car loses all hydraulic braking. Is that a failure, or simply degradation? One can still stop the car by the parking brake, downshifting, or coasting. Extend it further - one loses all Anti-Lock braking. Hydraulic brakes and other methods remain viable. Please define Failure in contexts where vital capabilities still exist.--96.244.247.130 (talk) 01:30, 4 July 2011 (UTC)

Image.

What does a train crash that probably killed people have to do with failure? I have hidden it for now.--gordonrox24 (talk) 14:09, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

Also how does failure have anything to do with engineering?--gordonrox24 (talk) 14:11, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

facepalm.Thakmere (talk) 20:04, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

Well it certainly wasn't a success.--Nacnud298 (talk) 16:55, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

See reliability engineering to start. If you drive a car or fly in a plane, your life depends on how it is defined, measured, and the methods used to manage failure. This is not to be trivialized. --96.244.247.130 (talk) 01:44, 4 July 2011 (UTC)

It's clear that a failure of some type took place. At the very least the wall failed to hold back the train. -----J.S (T/C/WRE) 21:34, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

This image and caption is the most dead-pan hilarious thing on the entire site. They must stay. (Incidentally, the idea that the "Fail" meme falls below the notability threshold is completely ridiculous. Do we really want to completely rule out our ability to document internet culture as it develops? Are we content to be scooped by the a**holes at Encyclopedia Dramatica? --Peter Farago (talk) 07:15, 9 October 2009 (UTC)

I think you misunderstand the purpose of an encyclopedia. Wikipedia and ED have different goals. If a meme never raises to the level where it's documented in a reliable secondary source then it's a "flash in the pan" fad and outside of an encyclopedia's scope. ED doesn't care about notability. In-fact, it's completely the opposite. They love to hop on new or obscure memes and document them. So yes, if ED does their job right, we will always be scooped by them. And that's how it should be. -----J.S (T/C/WRE) 21:17, 23 October 2009 (UTC)

This is not an encyclopedia entry, it's a definition

[Wiktionary] is for word definitions. I can't see anything in this article (or imagine anything new added to it) that would turn it into a wikipedia article on a person, place, or thing.

I disagree - it is vital to define failure in order to explain its meaning.--96.244.247.130 (talk) 01:32, 4 July 2011 (UTC)

Failure is an abstract noun and doesn't need an encyclopedia entry. There are those who go about mercilessly deleting spurious Wikipedia pages, and I think they should check this one out. Deletionists, where are you now? Steve Rapaport 20:10, 1 September 2006 (UTC)

Wikipedia:Deletion policy highlights the policy and processes for nominating pages for deletion. Feel free to read through and nominate, if appropriate.Jimjamjak (talk) 10:40, 1 August 2011 (UTC)

I disagree that this needs to be deleted - it lists some of the causes, implications and types of failure in contemporary society. Most dictionaries mention no such thing. ~AH1 ^(discuss!) 17:17, 4 August 2011 (UTC)

I am unable to edit this page, so I beg someone who can to remove the "List of Military failures" from the other failures list. It is politically biased to use that as an example and therefore innappropriate —Preceding unsigned comment added by Sauron is black (talk • contribs) 22:48, 31 October 2007 (UTC)

Link to German Wikipedia

{{edit semi-protected}} Please link to de:Versagen instead of de:Betriebsstörung. The German word "Versagen" has the same level of generality as the English "failure", whereas the article de:Betriebsstörung is specific to failures in traffic. 130.83.244.131 (talk) 16:57, 7 March 2011 (UTC)

Done

i agree fail means u have lost something — Preceding unsigned comment added by 175.140.233.23 (talk) 11:36, 19 March 2012 (UTC)

Expert needed?

Should the (above) tag be added? This article barely skims the superficial stuff, and: "This article has been rated as Top-importance on the [Engineering] project's importance scale." ~Eric F 184.76.225.106 (talk) 09:33, 24 March 2012 (UTC)

Failure

Failure or to fail is simply the outcome of not getting something right the first time. Failure gives you the opportunity to do better the next time you try. It allows you to improve the situation. Rhouder Mongalo152.106.99.20 (talk) 12:56, 12 December 2012 (UTC)

Citation for Watson

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Watson quote requires a citation, it is "Ron van Oech (1982), A Whack on the Side of the Head"

See http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Thomas_J._Watson

Erik Steiner — Preceding unsigned comment added by ErikSteiner (talk • contribs) 08:53, 8 November 2013 (UTC)

Error & Failure Wikipedia articles

Anyone notice these two articles have the same image in the same place?--78.156.109.166 (talk) 20:11, 26 January 2014 (UTC)

Failure to act Failure to do a human failure or a physical act to do nothing, or just an emotion — Preceding unsigned comment added by 86.45.106.152 (talk) 23:05, 1 October 2014 (UTC)

Failure to act Failure to do a human failure or a physical act to do nothing, or just an emotion we all have the feeling of failure we are human life wont change us — Preceding unsigned comment added by 86.45.106.152 (talk) 23:08, 1 October 2014 (UTC)

Adding to types of failure

For the types of failure it is easy to contribute more and start to categorize the types of failure and include examples. Types of failures While failure is based on an individual or belief system there are types of failures that can be categorized such as: Predicted Failure: Failing that helps one find mistakes and fixes them. Page text. Pathingfinder Failure: While in a lost state of mind you find a purpose to help lift the state of mind you are in and helps you find a new purpose Dart-type Failure: Failing to meet a certain goal that was placed by you or someone else. Page text. Everyday Failure: Small tasks in everyday life that are not seen as a big failure. Such tasks include waking up early, losing a bet, or losing a game. Karce906 (talk) 18:21, 7 April 2016 (UTC)karce906Karce906 (talk) 18:21, 7 April 2016 (UTC)

References

Internet Memes

The internet meme section, in my opinion, kind of loses focus from the article in y opinion. i think there is more focus on the internet meme than how it is an exxmple of the consequence of failure. I think the portion that is below should be removed since it focuses more on the failboat and not the failure article and how it helps show failure. Failboat or consignment of fail is a popular macro series, featuring images of cargo vessels tipping over or shedding cargo, with captions such as 'the failboat has arrived', or 'all aboard the failboat'. The original vessel whose image was used was the MV Cougar Ace,[citation needed] although the Ital Florida, the MV Napoli and even the SS Normandy, sunk at her berth in New York Harbor, have appeared,

 Karce906 (talk) 18:32, 7 April 2016 (UTC)karce906Karce906 (talk) 18:32, 7 April 2016 (UTC)

Semi-protected edit request on 30 August 2016

2601:282:A00:8C90:C92E:146B:6099:D6C0 (talk) 21:39, 30 August 2016 (UTC)

Not done: it's not clear what changes you want to be made. Please mention the specific changes in a "change X to Y" format. Cannolis (talk) 21:45, 30 August 2016 (UTC)