Wikipedia:Songs about Wikipedia/Staying Alive (And Dying at the same time)

You can tell from the way I talk,
I'm a Wikipedian
No time to walk
Fat and unhygenic
I am Suffering from all ill intending pandemics
But it's all right, I don't care
There ain't a plague I fear
Don't you understand
How important this is to me

I have the flu and the cold and strep throat too
Yet I am Staying alive
Boss yellin' and kids cryin'
Staying Alive, Staying Alive
Ah, Ha, Ah, Ha, Staying Alive, Staying Alive
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha Staying Ali, Ali, Ali, Ali

My class graduated without me while my edits were gettin' high
They all told me if I live like this I will die
But I was an admin while they read Bridge over the River Kwai
I even edit as I fly in the sky
Let my body pay
I'll live to see another day
They can cry as they see
My Barnstars stacked oh so high

I skipped school, the doctor and work just to be
Staying Alive, Staying Alive
The phone's ringin' hearaldin' screamin'
Staying Alive, Staying Alive
Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Staying Alive, Staying Alive
Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Staying Ali, Ali, Ali, Ali.

Life going nowhere
Somebody help me
Life going nowhere
Somebody help me

Ev'ry time I have a talk
I find myself checking a watchlist
Face, stony and cold
They want me to be another trend
But, do they understand, I need no friends
I'll just edit, for another day
Stay at the computer, face turning gray
I'll stay here to the end of time, hey!

I am a loner, no friend to plead my cause
Staying Alive, Staying Alive
No vengeful words have I for he who breaks my bones
For this I'm Staying Alive, Staying Alive
Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Staying Alive, Staying Alive
Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Staging Ali, Ali, Ali, Ali.

Life going nowhere
Somebody help me
Life going nowhere
Somebody help me