I Have Way Too Many Userboxes Because I Love Them

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 This user has been helping the Internet not suck since October 7, 2005.
USThis user uses American English.
 This user wears corrective eyeglasses or contact lenses, without which she'd be as blind as a bat!
 This user is a Pisces.
 This user may be agnostic,
or then again, perhaps not.
 This user lives in the U.S. State of Alabama.
  The sanity of this user has been disputed. Refer to the talk page to discuss this topic.
 This user likes alternative rock.
  This user enjoys music that melts your face.
 This user is a cat lover.
Meow! 🐈
 This user is owned by one or more cats.
FCThis user does not talk about Fight Club.
Stay GoldenThis user loves The Golden Girls.
 This user thinks they might have too many userboxes. Oh well...
 This user eats crab.
 This User LOVES Chick-fil-A.
 This user drinks coffee.
 Beer respects me.
  This user drinks Diet Coke religiously.
 This user drinks Mountain Dew.